Weird dreams?

[Crazy Horse]

I had a really strange dream a few nights ago. It was very vivid, and I remember most of it:

I was in a busy office complex when someone secretly gave me the message that I had to silently kill some coworkers. If anyone were to see me, I'd be ****ed. Anyways, I had a large knife that I used to stab some woman in the throat. She soon died, but I was blatantly seen, and I was scared for my life.

But I was able to creep around some more, and I snuck behind some man and slit his throat from behind. Blood spurted everywhere, and I hastily left the building.

Outside, it was night time, and there were police everywhere. I thought they were going to arrest me. But suddenly, the policeman near me had his head blown off by something. There was apparently a sniper. I ran forwards and grabbed the fallen officer's pistol, and continued walking.

I saw another policeman who also got his head blown off by the hidden sniper. I picked up his gun.

Finally, I came across another policeman. He was hiding behind a squad car. He made me surrender my weapons, which I did willingly, and then he cuffed me. I realized he was pinned down from the hidden sniper, which apparently was some sort of demon.

There was a pistol nearby that was tethered to a rope and attached to the street. I asked the officer if he could uncuff me and let me grab it. He agreed and I picked up the pistol (still attached to the rope). I was going to shoot it, but the officer told me the gun was disabled because it was tied to the street (don't ask me how this works).

I was about to untie it, when suddenly I thought the demons were behind us. I yelled out this information to the police officer, and we both ran around the squad car to the opposite side. Suddenly, I realized I was wrong, but it was too late! I saw two demons in a nearby building straight ahead, and they blew off the head of the police officer. I hastily picked up his pistol and ran back around the car for cover.

I decided I must shoot the demons. I carefully looked through the windows of the police car and aimed my pistol through the glass at the building's windows. I discharged my weapon through the window as much as I could, and utterly destroyed the heads of the demons. Whenever they were hit by my rounds, metallic craters formed on their faces (reminiscent of Terminator 2), and guts also spewed everywhere.

The demons got really pissed and chased after me. I ran around the street and picked up the guns that were laying around. I fired more rounds at the demons until they were slowed down a lot (they were angry as Hell).

Then the dream ended... I think my roommate's alarm went off.

 

[Tyguy]

Thats a weird dream......

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wow. That seems.....a little ****ed up.

I had a dream a few weeks ago where I took one of those plastic hamster ball things and shat in it, tossed it into a local McDonalds, and the McDonalds exploded in a huge Hellfire. Does that count as wierd?

 

[Raziaar]

Those silly police officers, always losing their heads!

 

[Tyguy]

anyone remember the OOBE thread started a while ago? This somewaht reminds me of that. The human brain is interesting

 

[Danimal]

Oh shit, every dream I have is wierd. Let me try and fien some i've posted before...

I had a dream last night that I was standing outside my local cinema, it was covered in this green-purple viney growth and the movie posters put up were for "Doom II" and "Slither II" I had this overwhelming sense of anxiety but walked in.

The roof's height was unseeable and everything sloped down, there were people covered in a pink goo and wrapped in the growth in bunches on one half of the room and on the other half was another slope going down into an abyss of blackness.

I lost my balance and slid down the bunches of people, and they stared at me with their eyes wide open. It freaked me out so straight away I manuvered myself into the slope on the other half of the room and slid down.

As I was sliding down the slope, I was suddenly naked and a giant Darth Vader helmet was floating in the sky, he then gave me a music album. I looked at it and it was apparently a new Tool Album! The cover was similar to 10,000 days but had Darth Vader's face all over it. D:

I asked "Have they changed?" and somehow the CD played. It played that song "Boom, boom, boom, boom, I want you in my room etc." I was disgusted and threw the CD away, then all of a sudden Robbie Williams hugs me and trys to sechs me up. (This could be in relation to Sinko's Homotitus thread.

I broke free and continued to slide, I then fell into a black room with no definate length and width, in the middle was a glowing orb which was The Earth with a red dragon wrapped around it. She raised her head and gave me an evil glare, she asked why I was there and I ran up and hugged her and yelled "Because I am your child! ", she had the ultimate "WTF?" look on her face after I said that and demanded to know why this was.

I forgot what I said, but it worked, for some reason I stood there hugging the dragon for a pro-longed amount of time.

The dream shifted and I was outside a house, a complete stranger walked outside and asked "How's the holiday going so far, Dan?" He then got inside a massive red Ute next to me, I climbed in and so did everyone else and we started randomly driving, he then pulled up at a petrol (Gas) station and walked inside. I found a rope next to me and started pulling it, I then realised I was completely covered in red scales like the dragon hugging the globe! D: The back cover on the Ute started to fold into itself, I kept pulling and it broke. I didn't care though, even though it looked expensive.

The guy that was driving walked out and saw it, I stepped out the car to see his reaction. He ripped off the back cover and started stomping, he then started to yell and rant about today's generation of kids etc.

I then woke up. D:

Another one from '05

I had last night where aliens took over the world and a small girl in my group went down a blood filled drain for some reason and then I was in some military base killing everyone and trying to get out, I had a map an everything. And before that gaint robotic arms forced me to the ground and force-fed me cheetos.

One of my favourites:

I had a dream, and with alot of my other good dreams they're random.

Ok, so I was part of some random chemical group and we had a jar of the Y2K Bug (Which was blue wasps) I was looking at the jar and dropped it for no reason. So everyone was panicking and I stood there laughing with a fire hose firing it at people in the groin for no reason.

Then it was blurry, and I remember meeting the Oracle from The Matrix she said some stuff I can't remember and it did a flashback effect to a bunch of people with no skin or muscle on thier face and thier heads were floating above thier shoulders. They were wandering around aimlessly bumping into stop signs outside the primary (elementary) school I live close to.

Then I somehow went to hell, except it was a giant red bowling alley and the only down part was that whenever you lost a baseball would fly out of the alley and hit you and people would laugh.

So I decided to play, I got a gutterball and a baseball came flying towards me, so I ducked down and avoided it and Dolly Pardon(sp?) got hit in the chest by the ball. She was pissed off so everyone went to complain to Satan about it.

Then we were ready to approach him but a Satyr from WoW ran past us screaming into a yellow portal, we approached the portal but the Y2K bug came out! And a timer randomly appeared saying I have 2004 seconds to live, so I was jumping around dodging the bites of these things. If you got bitten you would change into a pile of flowers.

So people were turning into piles of flowers to the left and right of me and I found a friend I know in real life in all black clothing sitting down eating a box of french fries, I sat down and stared at him and he said "Ow, it feels like something bit me" with a wierd look on his face and turned into flowers.

I was the only one left and I got bitten with three seconds left, the music from when you die in MGS1 came on with that guy saying "Snake!? SNAAAAAAKEH!?"

But I just walked out of the pile going "Meh" and then I woke up.

Some more (With WoW influences, poor me.):

Hmm let's see... Any more dreams I remember?

Ah yes,

One I had a few days ago, mainly WoW influenced since i've been playing that non-stop.

I was with a friend I know in real life, and he had a matress that was like the hovercraft in HL2. We were driving around a snowy landscape going into caves killing elite turtles and grabbing the mushrooms behind them. During our trip we came across two Alliance, as usual we'd win and we continued on our trip. Suddenly there was a night elf town and gnomes were chasing us! D:

After the chase, my friend turns around, slaps me and says "You suck!" and drives off to leave me in the wilderness.


"I woke up severel hours later in a daze..."


I will post more if I remember them.

EDIT: Oh I remember one!

It was War of the Worlds style, but I forgot how it began. I was walking outside an airport and the sky and landscape was orange and green, there was a wierd version of DOG blowing massive bubbles onto the ground that appeared to be made of gum. People were running screaming and an orphan was standing next to one of the bubbles. Me and a friend were like "Noes D:!" and the bubble exploded on the kid, we were dragging him away and we came to the conclusion that he broke his arm at random.

I then went behind the airport to find the edge of the map () and there was an apartment bulding, when I walked in it was the exact same as my loungeroom at home, and my family was there. So we talked about random crap and my mum shows me a card with a Jack of Hearts but more devilish, she calls it a "Blood Card" and placed it on her stomach, she said the blood would build up at that point and burn violently. She then took the card off several seconds later in a jolt of pain.

I then left and went into an office that got trashed with a friend of mine with ADD, we sat there for a few seconds of silence and I ask "Can I look at your blood card?" and I then placed it on my stomach. The wierdest feeling overcame me, it was solid and hot and got painful after about five seconds I gave out a whelp and threw it off in fear.

I then woke up.


EDIT2: Oh another one!

I was laying on the ground outside a staffroom at my school, and one of my friends was bending over looking at me with a grin, I stood up and asked "Where am I?" and he said "You're at the town cent0r d00d!" (Exact words.) so I then borrowed his mobile phone to call home, a deep bassy voice answered "Sup?" "Uhh... I think I have the wrong number" and hung up. I then went to a payphone that randomly sat in the middle of my school and did the same thing "Sup!?" "Sorry!"

A man crossed with Gene Simmons and that other Simmons guy (The fitness guy) came and sat me down, I said "I woke up here and I don't know what's going on!" and he felt all sorry but pulled out a bottle of water and started to wet me. So I ran off to rub the water off my face and two friends I know started to wet me with the same bottles! I grabbed a stick and stabbed my friend in the eye and ran to the front of my school (My school changed from a school to a two-story building made of glass with the McDonald's M on it.)

I then jumped, and did a double jump in the air, then a triple etc. and some hot chicks in a hippy van pulled off a massive highway that replaced the train center near my school. They came out saying "What are you doing?" and I said "Get the **** away from me people are trying to kill me!" and they ran away screaming except for one who got back in the van and did nothing.

Let's say it got a bit dirty for 10 minutes, I got back out of the van and it was a blurr, then I remember running through a forest with the other women from something.

I was then back outside my school and a bunch of chavs in a car tried to do a driveby but missed every shot! I got in the hippy van and decided to go home, I started to go down the highway but realised I was going to the other end of Australia, so I went back in like 5 seconds and went inside the buidling, people were eating McDonald's! And for some reason everyone was negro... So I yelled "Get the **** out people are coming to kill us!" and they panicked accordingly.

I then decided to walk home, it then got blurry again and I was outside my house, but where my house was it was cut off and space was sitting there with a cartoon version of Earth in the middle of it. I asked a random what happened and he said "Aliens took us and they're destroying Earth!" so I was doing a perfect Darth Vader "Noooo!" and saw the Earth explode.

I then woke up but still in my dream, it was an out of-body experience then on and a cartoon version of me with tentecles was splashing around in a bath tub. I then got out and said to my mother "It was just a dream! "




Then I woke up in real life, in a puddle of sweat.

 

[15357]

Mr. Freud would tell you this:

"Your killing of coworker PENIS is a symbol of PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS"

 

[dfc05]

My most recent weird dream was about catching ducks....

I was at a lake someplace up north with my sister, far away from home, and she had brought these ducks for some event and had released them in the lake. After this event was over, I thought, "Hey you can't just release non-native ducks in a lake. These ducks could compete with the native ducks and ruin the balance of the entire ecosystem. I need to catch them." So I pretty much swam out in the lake with a giant bag and started catching ducks. It wasn't even difficult. All I had to do was swim up to them and grab them and stick them in the bag. The hard part was distinguishing the native ducks from the non-native ducks. And throughout this whole ordeal, my sister was completely indifferent to the fact that she was destroying entire ecosystems just because she had to bring along her stupid ducks. It was really frustrating...

 

[Azner]

Rofl at danimal...<3<3<3

 

[Jintor]

Bah, I want to dream, but I havn't anymore. Not for a while. Not sure why.

 

[PvtRyan]

*waits for Crazy Harij*

 

[DeusExMachina]

I had a dream I was in a British building of some kind during a zombie apocalypse. For some reason, I didn't see a single zombie

 

[Raziaar]

I had a dream I was in a British building of some kind during a zombie apocalypse. For some reason, I didn't see a single zombie

The british are very good at surviving zombie apocalypses... as evidenced in Shaun of the Dead.

 

[Pressure]

I had a dream last night where 3 of my friends and I rode on a magical banana through the sky and eventually traveled off towards the sun. I woke up crying.

 

[Raziaar]

I had a dream last night where 3 of my friends and I rode on a magical banana through the sky and eventually traveled off towards the sun. I woke up crying.

Food

The different types of food can symbolize a wide range of things. Generally, fruit is symbolic of sensuality. Frozen foods may imply your cold emotions and frigid ways.


Fruit

To see fruit in your dream, signifies a period of growth, abundance and financial gain. Fruits generally represents lust and sexuality.

To see green fruit in your dream, denotes your hastiness and disappointed efforts. You need to work harder and longer in order to achieve your goals.

To see or eat rotting/bitter fruit, suggests your missed opportunities for growth and pleasure.

To dream that you buy or sell fruit, signifies much business but little profit in them.



Bananas

To see bananas in your dream, may be a metaphor for repressed sexual urges and desires.

To dream that you are eating bananas, denotes that you hard work will be met with little reward and gains.



Sun

To see the sun in your dream, symbolizes peace of mind, enlightenment, tranquility, fortune, goodwill, and insight. It also represents radiant energy. It is a good omen to have the sun shining in your dream.



Three

Three signifies life, vitality, inner strength, completion, imagination, creativity, energy, and self-exploration. Three stands for trilogy as in the past, present, and future or father, mother, and child, etc.



http://www.dreammoods.com/





I predict homosexuality in your future Pressure. Maybe thats why you were crying.


Sorry, I just had to. Messing around of course

 

[Pressure]

Oh my that was fun! Let me tell you another dream then:

I'm in a forest and I'm walking down this dirt path and I come upon an old shack. I believe it was abandoned as it looks like no one has been there in ages. I walk inside and it's empty so I get bored and go back outside. When I get out there's like an 8 foot rooster standing infront of me. He says, "Hey!" and I was like, "What's up?" Then I road on him out of the forest and we stopped to get some pizza at an all-you-can-eat pizza place.

 

[Raziaar]

Alright. Let me see if I can take a shot at this one(if you were being serious, heh heh. Fun doing it though). Focus mainly on the bolded, black text.


Forest

To dream that you are in or walking through the forest, signifies a transitional phase. You may be following your instincts.

To dream that you are lost in a forest, signifies that you are searching through your unconscious for a better understanding of yourself.




Path

To walk through a quiet, open path, signifies clarity of thought and peace of mind. It may also symbolize your progress.

To see a blocked or windy path, denotes that you need to give serious attention to the direction you are heading in your personal and/or business life. You also need to take time out to consider and rethink the consequences before acting on your choices.



Shack
To see a shack in your dream, represents your undeveloped self. You need to expand your Self. The dream may also be a pun on shacking up.



Abandonment

To dream that you are abandoned, suggests that it is time to leave behind past feelings and characteristics that are hindering your own growth. Let go of your old attitudes. A more direct and literal interpretation of this dream is that you have a fear of being deserted, abandoned, or even betrayed. Do you feel that people are neglecting your feelings?

Dreaming that you are abandoned, may stem from a recent loss or a fear of losing a loved one. The fear of abandonment may manifest itself into your dream and is part of the healing process of dealing with losing a loved one. It may also stem from unresolved feelings or problems from childhood.

To abandon others in your dream, suggests that you are overwhelmed by the problems and decisions in your life.




Rooster

To see a rooster in your dream, indicates that you or someone is being a show-off. It is an indication of cockiness and arrogance. You have little or no regards for others.

To hear a rooster in your dream, symbolizes bragging and self-glorification.

To see roosters fighting in your dream, signifies rivalry and quarreling.



Animals
To see animals in your dream, represents your own physical characteristic, primitive desires, and sexual nature, depending on the qualities of the particular animal. Animals symbolizes the untamed and uncivilized aspects of yourself. Thus, to dream that you are fighting with an animal signifies a hidden part of yourself that you are trying to reject and push back into your subconscious. Refer to the specific animal in your dream.

To dream that animals can talk, represents superior knowledge. Its message is often some form of wisdom. Alternatively, a talking animal denotes your potential to be all that you can be.

To dream that you are saving the life of an animal, suggests that you are successfully acknowledging certain emotions and characteristics represented by the animal. The dream may also stem from feelings of inadequacy or being overwhelmed.



Pizza
To see or eat pizza in your dream, represents abundance, choices, and variety. It may also indicate that you are lacking or feeling deprived of something.






MY COMMENTS BELOW

Going on this... I think that you're seeing yourself subconciously, and how you are as a person. You are dissapointed with this reality of yourself, your attitudes, your general outlook on life, your behavior towards friends and family. You feel that if you don't change yourself that you're not going to be able to life life as fully as you could otherwise. So the dream indicates that you are trying to take an active effort in changing yourself for the better, shaping up to be a nicer person, a friendlier person, and overall a much more awesome guy.

Currently you feel very deprived of those sensations, but you're working towards a better goal and eventually you'll get there as progress is improving.





Oh and you also want to ride/possibly have sex with a giant rooster.

 

[Pressure]

I made both those dreams up, sorry .

 

[Raziaar]

I made both those dreams up, sorry .

AHAHAHAHA. I figured you did.

The first one was done as a joke. Since it was ripe for hilarity.

The second one, I just wanted to see what I could make out of it.

 

[evil^milk]

When I was beginning to learn how to drive, I was with my instructor (at night) stopping at a... well, a stop sign. I was gonna turn right but there was this old man on a bicycle who was going to cross the street I was gonna turn to. So slowly I turned right and the man began to cross the street, and I hit him. His bike's front wheel was screwed up, but I fixed it and apologized profusely. Some dumbass happened to pass by and watch what happened and yelled, "The cops are coming!" So I dashed into my car and drove away.

Later that night, wallowing in guilt on my bed, I managed somehow to sleep. Guess what I dreamt? That same old man chasing me endlessly. It was horrifying. But when I woke up, I thought, heh, just a dream.

 

[Azner]

i dreamed they blew up the IRF/IRS whadever building... and i was with my friend from UK

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

This image basically shows exactly what last night's dream was. D:

GAY ZOMBIES! They were shambling in a really fabulous fashion. And they kept saying shit like "Mmmm oh yes, brains, fabulous, FABULOUS brains!"

The horror......THE HORROR D:

 

[Death.Trap]

I had a dream a few nights ago that some chick I knew in highschool possessed me...

 

[Solaris]

Some interesting psychoanalysis there.

There is nothing a more boring conversational topic than other peoples dreams, and people talk about it all the time as if its the most interesting thing in the world.

 

[JNightshade]

Says the guy who gets a massive hard-on from long-dead communists.

 

[Azner]

Shut Up

 

[JNightshade]

Don't even get me started, boy.

 

[DeusExMachina]

My dreams always have gray skies.

 

[repiV]

Oh my that was fun! Let me tell you another dream then:

I'm in a forest and I'm walking down this dirt path and I come upon an old shack. I believe it was abandoned as it looks like no one has been there in ages. I walk inside and it's empty so I get bored and go back outside. When I get out there's like an 8 foot rooster standing infront of me. He says, "Hey!" and I was like, "What's up?" Then I road on him out of the forest and we stopped to get some pizza at an all-you-can-eat pizza place.

That's some funny shit.

 

[JNightshade]

Welcome to the awesomeness of Pressure

 

[Solaris]

Don't even get me started, boy.

Haha, you're what, 2 years older than him?

 

[JNightshade]

Quite frankly, there's a world of difference between a seventeen-year-old and a fifteen-year-old.

 

[Que-Ever]

And then I'm sixteen, and I'm stuck in the middle

If anybody really cared about my dreams, they'd go and look it up for themselves. Myself, I don't, so I won't.

 

[Zeus]

Yea I had a pretty disturbing dream where I killed a friend (cut his throat with a knife) and I don't even know why I did it.. and everyone was asking "why did you do it? why??" and I had to go into hiding from the rest of the world....then I woke up. It was actually pretty scary because I thought it was real

 

[Solaris]

Yea I had a pretty disturbing dream where I killed a friend (cut his throat with a knife) and I don't even know why I did it.. and everyone was asking "why did you do it? why??" and I had to go into hiding from the rest of the world....then I woke up. It was actually pretty scary because I thought it was real

"freind"?

 

[Raziaar]

"freind"?

Looks like he said "friend" to me. You even quoted him as such.

 

[JNightshade]

I'm pretty sure Solaris was questioning if this guy really was his friend, as opposed to making fun of his (correct) spelling

 

[Baal]

I can't remember dreaming in a long time....

I also seem to have the ability to wake up at any time I want to as long as I think of it before I sleep. No matter what time it is. If I want to wake up at 3:00 in the morning for some reason then fall asleep, I can.

I can't remember the last time I didn't wake up at least one minute before my alarm went off, usually it's 10 minutes before or so.

It's messed up, unless everyone can do this I don't know :O

 

[evil^milk]

I can't remember the last time I didn't wake up at least one minute before my alarm went off, usually it's 10 minutes before or so.

It's messed up, unless everyone can do this I don't know :O

I can do that to, although it's just my bad luck. The horrible feeling of waking up and finding out it's just 10 minutes before you have to go to school

 

[mastag]

i have boring dreams. i dreamt i was eating waffles once. im not even kidding.