So, did ANYBODY miss me?

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Sgt.Tibbs

Sgt.Tibbs

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It's been over a month since my last login. Did anybody at all miss me?
 
Oh, you exist. I though you were simply a figment of my imagination.

Oh well...Back to work.
 
We're all figments of eebeakle's imagination. And we're all on E.
 
My name is Elkaebee! Elkaebee!

E-****ing-l-kaebee.

Why the hell would I forget that. Oh, thats right, your mum.
 
Hey stop messing with my mind just because I told myself to do so. I've no right to do such a thing to myself. Why didn't one of the other mes' stop me from doing such a nasty, hurtful thing to me?
 
I missed you this much:

:|.|........................................;(
 
I think you turned your capslock on there, but then pressed shift when you started typing, or something? So, like, your f is lower case but your rest of word is uppah.
 
I missed you! I missed you all, how's abouts that then?
 
Doesn't count, Phobie, if you missed all of us.

Que-Ever... I spell fAIL like that.
 
Welcome back Tibbs... and you too Phobie.
 
Me having created you all and whatnot, I believe that that question is innapropriate to the topic at hand. Withdraw it or I'll do to you what I do to all other unruly figments of my imagination.
 
I would like to comment that I did notice that Tibbs had left, but I was by no means sad. Also, what the sh*t, Phobie too? It's a f*cking homecoming fiesta.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
I would like to comment that I did notice that Tibbs had left, but I was by no means sad. Also, what the sh*t, Phobie too? It's a f*cking homecoming fiesta.
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Slaughter the fat calf for the feast!
*Pulls out gun on Razaair*
 
Nobody batted an eye when I was gone for 4 months.

You'll be just fine.
 
Well, I thought you suicided, so I didn't miss you per se, but I did notice you being gone, hence me thinking you suicided.
 
Haha, I could have been one of the 56 Hl2.net member to have died.

BUT I WASN'T!!

so ha
 
Welcome back Sgt Tibbs and Phobie!
Tibbs, I didn't miss you cause I didn't even know you existed, my friend.
But at least I know you now!
 
Halflife2.net does not care about any of you. GTFO. (And no one will care :p )
 
Phobie said:
I missed you! I missed you all, how's abouts that then?
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WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE BEEN WORRIED ****ING SICK ABOUT YOU WHERE WERE YOU YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED OR RAPED OR BEATEN OR DRUGGED OR RAPED OR DRUGGED OR BEATEN OR BEATEN OR DRUGGED OR RAPED OR DEAD OR A STRIPPER OR SELLING CRACK ON THE STREETS OF SOUTH DETROIT OR YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVER LEAVE US LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL SHOVE A KITTEN UP A GORILLA'S ASS AND SEND HIM OFF TO LOOK FOR YOU BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR UNCLE'S JOB TO LOOK FOR YOU AND PANDAS EAT GIRAFFES.




Missed yooooooooooooooooooooooou babe.
 
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