Is it cooler to be bisexual or straight or gay?

[Madagascar]

I vote bisexual because you can touch anyone, which gives you power, but fake-bisexual is the next best. Gay people are just weird!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

This thread is the best.

 

[Madagascar]

Thank you. I also created the first Life Lately thread >_> (now Strife Lately).

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well now I feel terrible for being sarcastic


Strife was quite the coup. Although I've come to despise Misc threads for what they've done to my favourite forum.

 

[Krynn72]

Metro

 

[mchammer75040]

Well as many of you would know I'm gayer than well..a pile of gay men I suppose. Gay ftw \o/ hey-hey.

 

[kineaesth]

ITT - Drama, lies and judgemental people.

Bi.

 

[Iron Kat]

Not what I was expecting you to say, ZT.
As for me I'd say bisexual. Despite what some people say, I still think that's best of both worlds! Okay, I know it's a little clich?d saying that but still.
(I suspect I may be bi, btw)

 

[nipples]

Fake bi is the coolest, hands down.

 

[mchammer75040]

How do you distinguish from being fake bi from being bi? What if you don't get your partners ejaculate all over your face does that makes you fake bi? Being a closet homosexual is cool? What!

 

[Emporius]

Trisexuals. Willing to try anything sexual.

 

[mchammer75040]

I had no idea you had a thing for trannies, we should exchange numbers sometime.
NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh my god why.

 

[Iron Kat]

Ok, that picture is, in every single way possible, highly disturbing. And wrong. I wish I hadn't looked now. :x

 

[Rizzo]

Im gonna go with Straight on this one.

Becouse that's what I am... I think.

/confused.

Edit: Picture scared me straight.

 

[kineaesth]

Man mchammer has terrible taste in traps.

 

[MJ12]

Ok, that picture is, in every single way possible, highly disturbing. And wrong. I wish I hadn't looked now. :x

You are very Judgmental, I can't believe you would say that directly to Mchammer's face.

 

[Iron Kat]

This thread is now going to get everyone questioning their sexuality, I just know it!!!

 

[nipples]

All the cool kids question their sexuality.

 

[mchammer75040]

None of you even complimented me on my earrings :\.

 

[Sheepo]

I hate them all.

 

[Reginald]

Spoiler

Que?

 

[Iron Kat]

No no no no no no no and NO!!!!

 

[Sheepo]

I officially declare mchammer's new name to be McHammer.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Bi vs. Homo? I would vote Homo. Bi just can't make up their ****in mind

 

[The Monkey]

None is "cooler" than the other.

 

[mchammer75040]

You said you would koola but I'm the only one waving the flag of pride. wtf.

I officially declare mchammer's new name to be McHammer.

lol wat

Also reggie I like where you are going with this.

 

[Iron Kat]

Bi vs. Homo? I would vote Homo. Bi just can't make up their ****in mind

To be quite honest, I was expecting someone to say something like this at some point! It was inevitable!

 

[Kula Meenur]

I have much more respect for homosexual men than bisexual men.




/me stands up and waves the flag

 

[mchammer75040]

That doesn't even make any sense!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm gay.

 

[Kula Meenur]

That doesn't even make any sense!

*Sits in your lap*

Well, it's like this, would you rather have Beer or Food? Or would you rather have BOTH?!

*twiddles your hair around*

Nah mate, the bisexuals i've known have been a bunch of fruit loops. On the flip side, the homosexuals have been decent regular blokes who'd rush to your side at the drop of a hat.


That being said, everybody from every culture is different. However looking at my networks it appears that the above case has conditioned my beliefs. Lookin back, bisexuals have been a bunch of bipolar mad ****s

 

[Darkside55]

I am fabulously omnisexual. I will hit anything that moves.

 

[Kula Meenur]

/me moves

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh god I just saw M.C.Hammer's post I was eating noodles and two noodles actually went into my nasal passage from gasping and I can't get it out no oh god somebody help me please what the **** do I do help me.

 

[McGooTheWise]

...Why does it matter? You are what you are. No need to hide it from others, and **** what they think. You know the truth.

Bisexual would also not be cool. I shudder at the thought of groping a guy...

Straight is for me.

 

[Darkside55]

/me moves

Awww yeah Koola. Already tied up and beckoning me over, I see.

 

[Kula Meenur]

oh shi-

Well I'm glad you think of me this way, F*CK YOU NIGG*R I AM NICE AND I WOULD HELP YOU AND I AM NOT A MAD ****

Everybody is different.

 

[mchammer75040]

oh shi-



Everybody is different.

And everyone is entitled to my opinion.

 

[JFry]

I love crusty vag and I am proud.