"Hi, 9/11 my name is 9/11. I am running for 9/11 because I believe 9/11, 9/11, and that we should 9/11. This country needs better 9/11... I told 9/11, no I'm no 9/11, I'm an American 9/11. But when the 9/11's attacked 9/11 on 9/11, everything changed... We need strong 9/11 because if we 9/11, the 9/11 will 9/11 our 9/11. So vote for 9/11 because I was 9/11 on 9/11 with 9/11. The 9/11 want to kill you in your sleep.
