GG Valvetime. The shitty attitudes and lonely, self loathing, asshole posters are enough to drive anyone insane. Im outy. Bye bye.
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I'm a green turtle and I love spaghetti.
Samrock shit his britches... again.
Still drunk from St Pattys Day/His birthday, Shamrock dressed up as a Velociraptor and ran around WalMart sceaming "I am not a turtle!"
Today is Shamrocks birthday! Everyone go tell him how much you love him!
Shamrock sh*t his britches.
Shamrock smells like a goose.
Shamrock asks for a Tickle-Me-Elmo every year for xmas
Mom, everyone is picking on me!
"I WILL RULE YOU!' - Jimmy King
I r teh Shamrock. I'm living a double life. You are all foooooools!
I'm a green turtle.
Shamrock nova rushes 29 out of the 30 rounds in Competative CSGO and stills leaves the game with the highest k/d and most mvp stars.
When Munro and Barnz are on at the same time, my eyes trick me into reading Bruno Marz
Shamrock plays Competative CSGO games until 6:15am and then goes to work on no sleep. Who would do such a thing!??
Shamrock spends 30 minutes every day speaking in Steve Martins voice.
Shamrock uses a shoehorn to put on his socks
Shamrock eats a banana.
Shamrock spells turtle S-P-A-G-H-E-T-T-I
Shamrock watches Robocop every Friday at exacly 4:23 pm EST. He often watches it in reverse where he can still quote the move word for word.
Shamrock has a TinCan ass!
It's muh birffday! Shamrock is mad at me cause I totally pooned him in CSGO last night
Shamrock farts in his pillowcase.
Everyone should probably support this - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461687407/kickstarter-open-source-death-star
Who wants to be my valentine?
I'll kiss everyone.
Shamrock went to Disney Land and waited 4 hrs for the Tower of Terror. When he got to the end, he got scared, cried and left the line.
Shamrock once went to Dante's Inferno with his friends Harry, Lloyd and Mr. Mentalino and threw up after eating their Atomic Pepper.
Shamrock has began planning his wedding. So far his band choices are, Blues Brothers, Dave Matthews Band and Insane Clown Posse.
No one likes you.
Shamrock once won the limbo contest at the skating rink. He still has the trophy on his wall and makes Johnathon Taylor Thomas polish it.
Shamrock once spent an entire weekend putting together a ginger bread mansion. 1 piece away from completion he decided to eat it instead.
Shamrock still wastes HG grenades to blow up the barrels outside B bomb site in Dust when he plays CS:S. What a newb!
I wont lie. We have def done that before
Shamrock was a movie extra in National Lampoons: Vacation. He can be seen as a SWAT member riding the rollercoaster in Wally World
Shamrock went to watch Mike Tyson fight in Vegas and got to ring the bell for the start of round 1.
I vote take it down. I hate everyone PS. Shamrock uses Internet Explorer.
Shamrock once went to Duncans Toy Chest and stole all the money from E.F. Duuncan that was for the childrens hospital. What a jerk!
Shamrock wears Crocks.
Shamrock has never beat HL1 and he never plans to. -
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