Shem

Shem

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  • Danimal
    Thank God for that hazard suit. You've got to get top-side and let the others know we're still down here.
    Shem
    I need to get that game. Wish it would go down in price on Amazon. That's not to say I wouldn't pay full price, just can't afford it man. <3
    Shem
    Oh okay. My identify is Shem. People call me Shem in the "real" world too. And I assume Matt's identify is Matt. It sounds so natural and I
    Shem
    Well technically rikt, the only things we need are food, water, and shelter. So yeah, you really don't need it.
    Matt
    Matt
    So if I removed my lungs, I would be fine, and you would respect my decision? I know I would respect your decision to remove your brain, seeing as how it's being put to such little use. BURN!
    Shem
    Shem
    Well, technically, you only need one lung to survive so yeah you'd be fine and I'd totally respect it even though you'd be a retard for doing that. And oh yeah like your brain is being put to much use either, you're a monkey scratching its head. Probably picking at all the lice eating out your brain matter. Wait, what brain matter? OH WOAH OH.
    Matt
    Matt
    I said lungs, not lung. You seem to forget that I cannot feel your sick burns, as, according to you, I do not have any brain matter, meaning that I cannot feel pain. I don't even have a thalamus. SCIENCE!
    Shem
    A legent? Surely you mean legend, my good sir. Unless you are referring to a gent of le, le being an article in the French language. Retard.
    Shem
    "Friends" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin III. Bring those friends.
    BabyHeadCrab
    BabyHeadCrab
    Can I bring the ones from the 90s sitcom too? They're just so relatable and the show proves that even as you approach middle age you can still be young at heart!

    Have a good fun #todaysnewspickle
    Shem
    I always thought the Big Bang Theory just meant what would happen if a bunch of people got together and ****ed each other.
    Shem
    And if you were a wizard, how could you be a homo? Magic a third man into existence and there you go, no homo.
    Shem
    Oh so Araviss is the boss. He got lunch for himself. Very ****ing clever
    Shem
    Apparently my dislike counter multiplied itself by 10. Was at 5, now at 50. Moderators, it's only fair to do the same to my likes. I get 840
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