I was thinking about leaving a full beer out the back on a table near his door that has a piece of paper attached to it that reads: "About that beer I owed you"
So, here I am, sleeping. I'm enjoying my restful experience until the doorbell rings--AT 5 IN THE MORNING.
So I wake up, grudgingly put on my house coat, and stumble my way to the door.
Upon opening the door, the first thing that strikes me odd is that there is no one standing there. The...