Not very exciting news, but I know there are some people who like to see him squirm.
Only $500,000? I'm sure that it's only a chip off what is his huge fortune.
I'm not really surprised that the weight of computers sit within the DX9 mark. There is some stupidly high statistic that 1024x768 is still widely used.
Are the mods able to make a link to group chat somewhere on the home page? Look I'll do half the work for you:
<p><a href="steam://friends/joinchat/103582791432943084">Dicks</a></p>