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mmmmh, two cookies in one day, i feel special. who am i kidding, I am special, and before anyone makes any wise ass comments, i'm the good kind of special.

chrisD writes stuff like a pro 4 lu.jpg ?

hmmm, is it just me, or do these desktop threads always show up around the same time of day? i have a theory, my theory is very simple. it is a theory that these threads show up at the same time of day... every 3 weeks. it's not a bad thing, it's just interesting. **edit** oooh...

yes yes, very well, if anyone wants the source image just let me know and i'll email/post it whatever. Linky damn cremator, just damn... clean up your desktop for the love of all that is sanitary.

you're just jealous because i know the secret of the inner tootsie

/me puts away pistol and devours cookie, making a mental note to abuse Farrow at a later date. mmh, cookie, back on the topic of mutations, i have invulnerable teeth, the dentist mentioned that my teeth are structurally perfect, and the addition of bountiful levels of saliva in my mouth the...

I demand satisfaction, /me whips out a pistol

Gasp! Where's my cookie?

what's awful is that my porn stash was found *after* i moved out of my house, i left it there for my brother as a sort of sadistic 'gift' and not nearly a month after i'm gone BAM! it gets found, lousy brother cant operate the computer properly, gets all the porn found out. lousy little cretin.

Easy, Black & White

i can do the eye wiggling thing everyone else seems to be able to do on this forum, including moving them independantly aside from looking away from each other. my elbow used to pop out a lot, but that's not really a mutation as just a lousy... thing... it doesn't do it anymore at least...

once when i was walking to the corner store i had an out of body experience, it last pretty much all of 1.5 seconds but it completely threw me off, i saw myself walking but i couldn't control anything. very weird.

i agree, your friend "J" sounds like a complete ass, though you guys shouldn't have driven anyway, even if he did kick you out, do as the others say, you should have walked home or slept in the car if it was too far to walk... out of curiosity how long would the walk have been? how many...

yeah, i know, links dont work well with that site for some reason, i have no idea why, you need to copy-paste into your browser, at least it works for me that way.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/r5.jpg copy paste into your browser, should work then

i know for a fact that one of those postcards is from a person i know, we talked about the exact thing as in the postcard... how meaningful.

oh my god this is the best website ever, i must now retreat to my fortress of solitude and masturbate furiously to the image of Vin Diesel. farewell my brothers.

jesus christ i meant "cloth" my fingers absolutely suck.

i suggest putting a clotch over the mirror to see what the bird does at that point, most likely find another reflective surface and proceed to smash the hell out of itself again. Samon.. wear a hat man.

i don't plan on a car either, but seriously man, don't get a horse, it's just a bad idea. get a bike or take public transport. why the hell do you want a horse anyway?