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Is the child in the lower right jizzing in his/her own eye? Because that's what it looks like.

Change the stars to the WORD, dumbasses. Not just starstarstarstar, but the WORD.

Perhaps Steam accounts are simply baseboards for getting something else important. Maybe they're just a stop in the trip to finding out someone's info. I dunno. I'm not a scammer, though I do promote ScamShamWOW. ShamWOW: You're gonna love my nuts!

That would be fun. Until the rebel forces go against us and kill us in a firey rage, leaving my poor sister to die alone with her sad, miserable life at the hands of cancer. Hey, I'm doing it already! :(

Yeah, okay, that's not stereotypical of badly drawn black MSP characters at all. Much better than the original because it doesn't end in FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU.

DAT ASS IS RIGHT, BRUHTHA /datasschar

D: D: /ohgodwhychar I accept the hug. I'm too much of a woobie to fight back anyway.

Someone post the .gif of Fry in that one episode of Futurama, where he was all "HEY NEW NEW YORK! STOP BEING SO STUPID!" and then a bird screeches from the other end of the microphoneand he's blown backwards. Hur hur. Futurama.

*has no idea what just happened* Did... Did Darkside just hug me? I don't know whether to 'yay' or go take a shower. /me looks at my hands with a confused look

Once upon a time, I had sex. Story over. That's funny enough as it is. Aye, she was a beautiful lass. She had a whale's ass and a dolphin's blowhole, Harghargharghargharharg.

I hate dreaming. Dreaming is putting a vision of a false reality in your head. Having a dream means making being awake harder than it normally is. If you have a dream, the best you can do is think "If only" and go about your buisness. Dreaming reminds you of the things you are not allowed to...

Today I decided to apologize to the forum for making the members depressed because my life is terrible. Yeah, didn't go over so well. I ended up being laughed at because of my Tragedies as well as others', and all in all it made me feel worse. FML and such.

I agree with Krynn! Today, I realized that after all my troubles and depression in life I've wanted nothing more than to die without actually kill myself. I now see that this is not going to happen for around 60 years if I'm lucky, and there's only one alternative to dying naturally. I'd...

Ow, my heartstrings. I think they just snapped in two.

I remember going under when I busted my head, too. Ugh. "What flavor would you like? We have blah blah blah" The doctor said. I shrugged, and I got bubblegum because it's good. DFC LIES. "Okay, count backwards from ten, and you'll be out before you know it." The doctor said. I...

Stitches is a bear. I think. he's a bear in Ruby Quest, but I never saw him in Animal Crossing. WAAAAAAAAAAAH- sob sob sob ;_;

I read all of it. I shit you not, I read all of it, and here's what I think (paraphrased): Half-Life and Portal are certainly seperate games, but apparently VALVe has wanted them to interlink at one point or another, and such is going to happen. As for the original issue, I believe that...

D: /5char

And now we know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

Haven't you seen Shrek? Donkeys only give a **** about dragons.