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High five! /slaps high five Now make sure he doesn't come back!

Start the "Goomba is watching you masturbate" pics NOW.

How the hell is that casual sex? Someone(goomba) is watching you!

Fixed.

^ **** you I was about to post that. My god this is hilarious. EDIT: Damn it you guys!

I sure do... ;-;

But the first goomba in the game is like five blocks away from you when you start. ._.

In that case your pic is innacurate because Mario is not whacking off.

Pretty weak train. You should see Thomas the mother****ing TrainGuy. He has a REAL goddamn face. He looks at danger and calls it an adventure. He's Thomas the mother****ing TrainGuy, he isn't afraid of ANYTHING.

^Wrong. Every Mario needs sex. EVERY. MARIO.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha you're so funny because you hate everything and such. NO. Your true feelings were revealed. but also lol i kind of already knew you'd be a dick about it lolololol

No! You mustn't!

I realized recently that I only need a few hours of sleep EVER. For example, I got 3 hours last night and feel fine today, but last week I got the full 8 and felt tired as shit the whole day. I find that sleeping with shadows constantly trying to grab you to hell and fear of never waking up...

I am not pwnt. Explain how I am pwnt.

Barney will be wearing a lampshade. On his cock. He will have finally bought Gordon that beer he owed him.

I always daydream, it's one of my favorite passtimes. One of my favorites is one I don't start, I just happen to think of it. Cuuuurious. It's weird, after Stern's DisneyWorld thing I find myself daydreaming about having a happy family all the time. I'd be moved out and on my own SURELY by...

Back to Disneyworld this is depressing! D:< There was always this ONE ride my mom refused to go on. I don't remember what it was, but she was the sturdiest woman I've ever known, and NO amount of pushing would make her skinny ass go on that ride! I still regret not making her go on it...

Well, there WERE all sorts of bold and italics in those ****s. MAYBE THEY SHOULD TAKE AWAY BOLD AND ITALICS HAR HAR HAR HAR /bricked

Yeah, I know. But it's okay, she's alive! She only lives a few miles from where I do, so I get to go visit her! :D We were born in the same month on the same day in two different years, which I swear to god is how my mom planned it. You just gotta stay positive, Rizzo, Always look on...

And then you say it again. What the hell. Also, You're the only one that would let her big hick teeth anywhere NEAR your man parts.