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Oh god I hope soooo bad that we get an entire city of zombies. That would be KICK ASS.

/joke about Vanessa Hudgens' naked pics.

I hate Kramer. I hate him with a firey passion. Also I hate how the word fury overlapped the word disco when I added it in. BUT I'M NOT CHANGING IT BACK. WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN FOR NO REASON

Who cares this is about Hannah SHITTASTIC not Sheepo. I vote yes on High School Musical (And Hernia Montana) to be banned everywhere. EVERY. WHERE.

HEY GUYS HOW ARE YOU I JUST WANTED TO SAY PANIC! AT THE DISCO IS REALLY COOL AND YOU DICKS FORGOT THE EXCLAIMATION POINT FAGETS. Okay, yeah, I'll be leaving now. I know I said I'd stay out, but I'm like Kramer. You hate me, but you love hating me. I hate Panic at the ****ing fury btw

Now, to be fair, Billy Ray had some good songs and he likes to act as well so hecanhehehehehahahahahhshHAhHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Ohh, I couldn't say it with a straight face.

Barney will be wearing a bedsheet. This is how the game will open. You will be Gordon, and turn to see Barney next to you covering himself in a bedsheet. You turn the other way and see Judith. Then Alyx walks in. Then you spend the rest of the game wondering if the whole experience was...

Yeah, so I'm moving to China in a few days. Anyone want to stow away in my suitcase? Free trip to China!

Moi: Hello? Some weird chick who looks like an emo but is peppy and freaky: Hi there! Moi: Uh, can I help you? Chick: Yes, have you heard the good news? Moi: Yes, I have. Chick: Oh, that was a line from a movie. You were supposed to laugh. Moi: Um. Yeah. Chick: So, anyway, I just want to...

Honsetly, twenty bucks says half the people just want it all to be over with so the news can go back to covering stuff where people don't die every ten minutes.

they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

At first I thought that was a I'm-coming-out-of-the-closet statement. But appearently not.

Hey hey hey. Gordon's flashlight comes out of his nipples. HIS NIPPLES.

I feel perfectly safe sleeping in the presence of a woman I had relations with. Mostly because I enjoy comfort and if she draws on me like a WHORE SLUT BITCH then I can wash it off. Sharpie comes off with dish soap and a little scrubbing, y'know. However, this is a different story. This...

Especially me. I suck. All I can do is work and talk to my girlf- Oh wait that's rubbing it in. Sorry. ._.

And now to break up the god damn argument: I think I'm the only one that thought of the Robot Chicken episode skit. "MICHAEL BAYSPLOSIONS!!!"

Did you know that your name including your last is the same name that over fifty people have? I bet Gordon Freeman and Gordon Freeman don't.

You didn't notice the controller joysticks and button pads on the top of a chainsaw? Either you've never handled a chainsaw or you've never had one up close enough to cut off your ring finger. Guess which one I've had happen.

hahaha oh wow But really, that's insane. Some lovers get their names tattooed on each other, or something like the classic "I don't know this chick or why I have her tattooed on me", but this is a whole new level.

I'm so white, I... Uh... I'm so white, I can't come up with a pun on how white I am.