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Ow, my psyche. WHERE do you love me with your foot? =_=

Someone named Gordon Johnson once sent me a spam message saying he had no arms or legs. He was completely paralyzed and needed 50,000 dollars and my bank account PIN so that he could stop his alcoholism. What.

Awesome. I get to be "the guy everone hates". Unless I don't get my title. Then I will have bet for nothing. D:

Every repost is a repost repost. Happy birfday. Welcome to one year closer to your impending bankruptcy in today's society.

2 things I thought of: "Grabbin' peels!", followed by "Gordon, lemme get a look at you, man!"

Gordon has no arms or legs for the same reason I have no brain. It's only a flesh wound.

lol, I loved the G-Man FBI thing in part 4 at 1:50.

And the lock'd meter rises. -.- But no. I am not angry. I use these new things called MP3s to help me remember the good times.

I don't no whether to say BURN or QFT and mean it, instead of sarcasticly like others. Also, Gordon Foreman, Alyx Vance, and C4t, the loveable robot, will be in it. Someone use that TF2 achievement maker to make Ep3 achievements.

Then I am a complete twit. I checked again, and half those red squares were gone. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEDOPHILES WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING? D:

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS Hour-long Offices are the some of the best episodes always and forever.

Barney and Gordon living in one house. D: I don't know, I'll have to check again when my internet isn't being a whiny lil' bitch.

"Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!" D: Actual street near me that I had no idea existed and is crawling with parasiteophiles.

Stephen King ran out of ideas after It. And he knows it.

I've been here for three days, people! Of course I'm gonna have an enormous ppd for the first few, (mostly bcause I have nothing better to do), but for therial. It'll peter out eventually. Also, I went south of where my area on the map is and found a gigantonormous amount of purple. Also...

It was on Comedy Central like a week or two ago, and they called it new. Dane Cook does not have a 'You've-seen-one-you've-seen-them-all' act like a lot of people say. D: EDIT: Also, lots of red for me. Not much else. EDITEDIT: Also, green. A bunch of green.

Did anyone else see Dane Cook's new comedy special? I saw it, and he talked about Internet Pedophile Researching for a little bit. He was just as scared as I am now.

This is yet another example of "Our Country Sucks". I agree with you to the extent that we **** up pretty much every war we get involved in and the threat ends up being us. Also, almost every genocide that's ever happened we didn't get involved in until it was either almost or all the way...

But it's still a bad idea no matter how many lulz it gets.

Yeah, I'm changing what I want my title to be changed to. (partly because I'm having my doubts on who will win) Can it be "that guy everyone hates!"? That'd be coo'.