yay paradox correct you'll never reach the door
k heres anotherWhat is greater than God.
More evil than the Devil.
The poor have it.
The rich don't need it.
And if you eat it, you'll die?
I like this it also is something i learned in Math class
If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door.
Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E
two wise you are two wise you be i see you are two wise for me?
thats a totall guess but i went off of something i learned in math
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement...
In a cabin in the middle of the woods there are 6 dead bodies, but there is no access to the cabin, no roads, no lakes, just trees. How'd they die?"
old age?
heres a good one
A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife...
When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
this is a funny one
EDIT whoops wrong one this is easy and not funny
a man is in a room with a table and some knocked over chairs. He is shot dead, the floor is covered in bicycles. Why was he shot?
for cheationg in a card game/ bicycle brand cards ???
Nah, 1/6 is correct..
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
its a picture
sorry bout the coffin didnt read...
If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
easy its the same probablity as it was the first throw
so it would be 1:6