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What exactly does being a Game Ideas Manager entail? I have a lot of really good Game Ideas and would love to be paid to Manage them. What can I expect to contribute to a video game development team? This is a really strange conclusion to come to given everything you said above, could you...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS

So who's got it? Courier dropped it off this morning, burned through the first few hours and messed around a bit besides that. My first impression is that it's impossibly well polished, everything is slick and responsive. Driving is much tighter than IV but retains that weightiness whenever you...

rofl they had to put an Inception blare in there didn't they. At least they didn't Battlefield 3-ify the old theme.

Thanks to you posting that I remembered Oney hasn't made a new Leo and Satan in like 15 years. >:|

I genuinely don't know how to take this as an insult.

Neat.

Oh haha, I actually saw that and thought it was the wireless slider thing the 3DS has. I wonder if this can still go online. Weren't the GB screens much sturdier since they didn't need to be touch sensitive? Also it's always far more noticeable when an LCD screen gets dirty somehow.

I get it but it's still ****ing ugly. If it's for kids, I wonder how they expect them to store it to avoid the screen getting scratched/filthy as ****? The article mentions optional carrying cases, but I doubt many kids would bother with that. Also, how will it cope with games which use...

How would they be doing anyone a favour?

Damn, if he's a kid now, what did that make him 6 years ago? I don't think you recognise how subversively sick that burn was. Edit: I really hate reading my old posts... :O

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I don't know if it worked exactly the same way in the freeware, but I don't think it'd really work without the time limit. The whole point is that you're trying to be cautious and take the best possible path through the level you can, getting as much gold/items/damsels as you're able while...

Spelunky - F**k Devilishly addictive and far deeper than it first appears. Improving at the game requires not only knowledge of its systems, but also mastery of its controls and a lot of persistence, both in retrying and learning from your mistakes, and in being alert enough from moment to...

You have to enable dev build by opting in here. It's a little bit crashy but usually works fine. Might have to downgrade your details a bit to keep up performance, there's a lot more stuff around than in Stratis.

The hinge on the 3DS XL is fine. This is the ugliest ****ing handheld I've seen in my life. Nintendo continue to outstrip themselves for terrible hardware names.

Ditto for Kinect. Also practically every game at E3 having some stupid Smartglass thing.

Man, I knew I recognised this guy from somewhere.