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  1. Tollbooth Willie

    Half-Life: Alyx announced

    You're gonna make it, Glenn. We'll all make it, joints be damned.
  2. Tollbooth Willie

    how many times have you seen the stageplay/movie Into The Woods

    I'm going to shit in your toilet without wiping and what doesn't get wiped is up to your imagination
  3. Tollbooth Willie

    how many times have you seen the stageplay/movie Into The Woods

    title says it all you penii
  4. Tollbooth Willie

    Half-Life: Alyx announced

    "Open your eyes honey."
  5. Tollbooth Willie

    discord?

    I joined and words cannot describe the hernia in the center of my ribcage.
  6. Tollbooth Willie

    chat/shitposting thread

    I'm really glad my tfw no gf works at a hospital because this is killing me hours later.
  7. Tollbooth Willie

    Latest Member: Test User

    the Newbie Renaissance
  8. Tollbooth Willie

    Forum Artifact Preservation Project

    He still does to this day, even though I don't think he has shaved in god knows how long. ALso horrified I put my real name out there in the member pics. If I weren't laughing so hard at seeing all of this shit again I would be crying over it all. You're doing the work of Christ.
  9. Tollbooth Willie

    A proposition: ValveTime Half-Life 1 co-op event

    Only if it is done with a Crack-Life install.
  10. Tollbooth Willie

    Email Blast

    He mentioned some random ass stream and by absolute chance your name came up and I thought it couldn't have been pure coincidence, and sure enough.. He wasn't a bad guy rhough. He was nice. My fuse is just incredibly short and my anxiety has none of it.
  11. Tollbooth Willie

    If you post it, they will come...

    that was CYberPitz you silly geese but I casn go take a whiskey shit right now if you needm e to courtesy of Knob Creek™ it tastes like shit btw don't drink it unless you like shitty 100 proof bourbon
  12. Tollbooth Willie

    Do u straighten your hair!

    A friend from many years ago taught me the art of only washing and conditioning my hair once a week or so and my hair went from being oily as **** and coarse to being softer, less stinky, and my scalp feeling less like shit. I used to wash my hair 3 times a week and it was always oily as shit...
  13. Tollbooth Willie

    If you post it, they will come...

    I guarantee if you can take a shit into my toilet bigger than anything I have done we can bring back Adrian.
  14. Tollbooth Willie

    Email Blast

    I met a guy in community college back in 2015 that claims he knew you from as a mod from a stream and were cool with each other, I told him I knew who you were because of a forum. I did not say what forum because I wanted him to leave me alone as soon as possible and to avoid any future...
  15. Tollbooth Willie

    Do u straighten your hair!

    Straightening and ironing is absolutely awful for your hair. Don't do it unless you value your keratin made head friends.
  16. Tollbooth Willie

    A non-coherent vidya music dump

    No one is around to stop me from triple posting, but I think kit is worth saying for some baby cred, that a girl from my state had a song featured in the launch trailer for Control. No I will not stop harping on this it is all we have. This is also the only place I have yet to post about it rip...
  17. Tollbooth Willie

    If you post it, they will come...

    Do you ever just shit
  18. Tollbooth Willie

    Old folk

    I DID NAHT
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