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  1. Shem

    Forum update

    Tell me about those, when you've a chance. I remember the color tan being a central quality of the old forum. Tan, with the citadel in the background. This would have been circa 2009, when I had just joined and was finding my way. I remember you could switch between two templates. I of course...
  2. Shem

    YOUR RESPONSE TO MY HAVING EXISTED

    You too, mother****er. (O, that last word was scandalous; I got a tingle up my spine just saying it). Let me try once more: mother****er. O, there it goes!
  3. Shem

    YOUR RESPONSE TO MY HAVING EXISTED

    Did I write this thread? ****, I did. Well, I might as well own up to it. Yes, it was me. I did this thread: and, in the interest of this forum's revival, feel free to use this as the secondary/alternative receptacle (c.f. Ennui's thread for the primary garbage disposal) for your inane shitposts...
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    chat/shitposting thread

    Anyway, you recommended me the Russians, yes? You told me Crime and Punishment, but I'm going to swerve, rather, into War and Peace; I may have told you of the library I have: my plan is to steal into it in der Nacht and procure that copy I have of it--you know, the one with the giltleaved edges...
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    discord?

    You too, ye olde Willie.
  6. Shem

    Half-Life: Alyx announced

    ****. ****. ****. I think we do, Sarge.
  7. Shem

    The Gigantic Vidya Music Dump

    Try the whole of this video out on a drink or two. One of my favorite soundtracks, and a favorite game of mine.
  8. Shem

    Forum Artifact Preservation Project

    Not a clue. Good to see a friendly face once more (whatever your "real" face is, though, has been effaced by that avatar, the memory of which has stepped in time with my mind for years).
  9. Shem

    Infraction system changes

    This was brave--really brave. You don't know what you've inspired in me from this: recalcitrance, here I come.
  10. Shem

    chat/shitposting thread

    Half of what I wrote is essentially lorem ipsum: gratuitous jargon from which any professor could strip the veil. I will not have missed uni by the time I've reached your age, either, I predict: even when I'm a tattered coat upon a stick, I won't have missed it.
  11. Shem

    chat/shitposting thread

    ****. MY ****ING PAPERS ARE DUE. MY POETRY PORTFOLIO IS DUE AND I'VE NO TIME. MY FINAL PAPER IS DUE FOR A SENIOR SEMINAR AND I'VE HALF OF IT WRITTEN. I'M ****ED.
  12. Shem

    how many times have you seen the stageplay/movie Into The Woods

    I ****ing like this thread on a visceral level.
  13. Shem

    If you post it, they will come...

    Take a shot for me. I've bought my alcohol at the local Walmart and am too barmy-assed to go to the liquor shop 'round the corner. Take one for me until my semester's over. Then I'll put one up on you.
  14. Shem

    chat/shitposting thread

    That's horseshit, man. RIP.
  15. Shem

    chat/shitposting thread

    Good. "Is ... coming out." Present-progressive tense, indicating onwardness to completion. It's the best we can do with our language. Wrote a thousand words tonight on one of my final papers, and I'm aiming for a thousand more, if this second cup of coffee, and I, will it. Looking forward to...
  16. Shem

    Latest Member: Test User

    -first post is a necro of a seven-year-old HL thread -conspiracy theory -citation needed -grammar Fellas, I THINK WE'RE BACK.
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    chat/shitposting thread

    Still? Ennui says "finally came out" implying completion. I know they were still working on Xen. They've been on it since 2015: I've gone all through college without its having been done.
  18. Shem

    Good poster. Think I remember you. Good sense of style, in any case.

    Good poster. Think I remember you. Good sense of style, in any case.
  19. Shem

    A proposition: ValveTime Half-Life 1 co-op event

    Sven's free? Sure, I'll play along. I'm an impostor when it comes down to it but an impostor's got to be involved somehow. Do this in December, when I've off from college.
  20. Shem

    Seems we'll have new Half-Life game. What's some life events you've had since Orange Box in 2007?

    I accept your Thanksgiving and give you back a "nice!" on the idea of your having-gone-off to grad school. Been considering just the same move myself, although it feels more than not that my life is hanging somewhere ambiguously in space and is directionless. My summer wishes have dissipated...
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