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Somewhere in the infinity of the multiverse, there is an Earth where hurtling space junk is about to hit the back yard of the house that Hokey shares with an exiled Vladimir Putin on the back of a giant whale-colony policed by the DPRK.

Man, de gustibus ain't what dey used to be. Also Flannery O'Connor is a boss. Seconded.

It's based on your household, and I live with two professionals. I suppose I don't have to contribute.

I can't help but distrust a product marketed to fans of a TV series on the basis of being lethal to something that doesn't exist. I suppose it's one way to reduce claims of false advertising. Nobody can prove a thing.

You can't really chop veg with a stanley knife, though.

I don't pay no tax 'cept council tax (and VAT, obv) cos I is a student. The day is coming, though. The day of reckoning.

Best thread or best thread? Try modafinil.

That's cute. It's like, once you've ****ed the penis, its like "hey! good luck in your life ahead!" I mean it's not quite making a girl breakfast, but it's a nice gesture.

The ref's ****ing blind, though.

So lately I've been playing Amnesia, and though I haven't quite completed it yet, it struck me it was exactly the kind of game I was advocating for in First Person Problems. So this is a post about the clever things that Amnesia does with the first person perspective: how its insanity system...

The problem with assuming that the manbug is 'one big metaphor' is that you risk turning literary criticism into a big game of Hunt for the Real True Meaning where everyone competes to discover what 'real' scenario best fits the fictional one (as if our apprehensions of any given situation in...

Fixed!

Does anyone else find it really weird that it happens at different times across the world? I mean I know that's like "well, duh" but it really messes with my head. ...happy new year!

After a break for Christmas and the shitstorm of work that preceded it, and before we get too far into 2012, here's a slightly late but undeniably seasonal post that goes into some Brindle family history. It is the story of two very bad people who came up with a plan to turn Christmas into an...

Forgive me if I'm missing something hidden somewhere in the voluminous text that comprises the 'TLDR' portion of your post, but it seems like you did pretty well. When you mentioned her boyfriend (perhaps, by now, her ex) you probably touched some sort of nerve, but you can't know what, and...

It's hard to take anything very seriously when you're around.

Yaxley is a football hooligan who was desperate and pathetic enough to wish to go into politics. Even on Stormfront, if you look, they're not believing his story - although they also think he's a race traitor for being pro-Israeli, so there you go. Pakistan is a Muslim country. That was kind of...

You picked the wrong person to argue with about cars, partner. Seriously, I don't know shit. Try that guy over there. In the car.

I actually genuinely don't think I should participate in a system that's handing out scholarships based on facebook likes. Sorry.

To be fair, magnums are sick.