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I think my keybord is as responsible for my typos as a gun is for mass murders. There are plenty of ways to kill a bunch of people (sorry to be the weird guy to make that clear). The real way to fix this is what Vegeta said: security. I went to a school growing up that was ready for this to...

f*ck christmas.

Just the fact that Debra didn't go completely ape-shit like she normally does proves that she's holding something back.

Hahaha same exact shit happened to me at a Wiz Khalifa concert "Yo are we cool bro?" "Yeah we're cool just **** off."

These jokes work better when some idiot doesn't think he has to explain them.

I went through a pretty awkward Buddhist phase. Note to valvetime: Buddhism will not get you laid.

If bees had knees this game would be the c**k that extends past them.

FAR CRY 3 9.5/10 I had Far Cry 1 pre ordered all those years ago and have played through 1 and 2 almost as many times as I've played through the HL2 episodes (not HL2... lord knows how many times I've played through that). I love the beautiful scenery of the first one and the "really getting...

The last thing the world needs is another idiot getting shot with their own gun when they were just getting robbed... Or in your case having your door nob jiggled.

I sold my car and bought a bike 2 years ago. I have a GIANT Escape and it is the best bike I have ever rode. I spent $400 on it. You don't need to spend more than that. Go to your local bike shop and ask around. No front suspension commuters have a pretty nice low-end. You just need to buy local...

EDIT: oo I hadnt seen this one before but it applies way more

Yeah... I've developed a huge crush on Yvonne Strahovski over the course of this season. To the point where I just watched all of "Chuck" and I'm considering playing ME2 again. Considering... But yeah she is so ridiculously hot on "Chuck." More so than Dexter. What ever happens this season I...

Geez, paranoid much? You called the fricken 5-0? Your door was locked and even if the guy was gonna break in and kill/hurt you the police would not have arrived by the time he bashed in a window... Not that that even makes sense to do. It sounds like you need to spend a bit more time away from...

CODBLOPS2 Singleplayer - I have gotten tired of where CoD has gone since it's early cinematic WW2 days. Shoot people, run, shoot more people, run, shoot a ridiculous amount of people, run, hit 'f'. MW1 and 2 were decent, with 1 being the best of the two games. The snow bike level in MW2 is very...

Just got a key from a friend yesterday. I like the old-school BF/Halo feel that it has. It needs plenty of polish though.

"Join us as we imagine and create a new world based on the common good, not Wall Street profits" Conservatives are going to love this last line. Specifically the "new world" and "common good" parts.

Damn... Just damn. I kind of wished I had waited to watch the whole season at once now. The way they set Deb up for that was perfect. Not to mention that chick is soo hot. I hope she stays on the show for next season.

"Ricochet 2 has started development" .... How long has it taken for them to develop all of the non-Half-Life games they've been releasing? Seeing as they have had ample time to work concept and design layout, "Ricochet 2" has to be coming out within 2 years. My guess is that next year will be...

EA Dev: "Hey guys, thanks for coming in! So Let's get right into it. How did you first find out you would be assassinating Osama Bin Laden?" SEAL: "Oh.. Uh, about 3 years after it actually happened... yeah."

I'd rather wait a year for it to come out on PC than wait 2 years for it to be playable. March 2013 is going to be an awesome month for entertainment in general. Game of Thrones and now this... Can't wait. At least I still have a 360.