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http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/04/boston-marathon-explosions-live/64246/ Of course, everyone is assuming it's a bomb right off the bat. The timing is suspicious, but here's to hoping it was just a gas main or something cooking off. !

I am reminded of this comic book character. He was created by Garth Ennis, which is so unsurprising I use it for a simile to describe how ordinary other things are.

I know that feel, bro. I remember when I found out that the new MechWarrior game was going to be F2P without a single player campaign; I lost all interest. It was like someone had sent my favorite horse to the glue factory or something.

Well considering it's F2P, then yeah I'd be pretty pissed if someone convinced me to buy a copy, too. :p Christ almighty these new smilies are awful. God damnit BHC. Beat me to the punch.

My friend played it (and by friend I really mean that, I can't be ****ed to go download it) and was not particularly impressed. He said it got monotonous real fast, but he had the same complaint about FC3, and I ****ing loved every minute of FC3. Therefore, I reserve judgment.

He does, but he's spent a grand total of 2 hours in it so don't judge too harshly. Also, seriously, BHC where the hell do you find the time to play games this much? 582 hours in MW2? Seriously? I haven't had that much freetime for vidya since I was like 15.

Yeah! Unrelenting, misanthropic disappointment is loads more fun!

Sounds like a really lame superpower: venomous maracas.

I wasted 8 seconds of my life deleting the cookie, and then I found out what the fuss is about. Then I nope'd the **** out of there because that is the dumbest ****ing DLC in the history of mankind. Seriously, I thought even Activision would have more dignity than this. Call of Duty has official...

Maracas. Heh.

It really sucks that she isn't in that many big-budget films. She's an incredible actress.

The pump action M4 is the crowning moment of awesome stupidity.

All of them.

How do you know that?

Yeah, a leaked beta build of a game is totally representative of the final product. Please. Army of Darkness is an exercise in pop culture milking, but it put a sufficiently original, absurd twist to stay enjoyable. It simply parodied the cliches of the films from that era. Self-referential...

Let's spend an hour defining dot products in class!

That's like saying Army of Darkness is stupid. No shit, it's intended to be kitschy. It's fun because you embrace it.

Devil's threesomes are never awesome, Shem. Don't bullshit me.

I honestly hated FC2. The oogabooga kill da white man trucks ruined it for me. Not to mention, the retarded exploding crossbow bolts and other ridiculous shit gets a little old. FC3 gets rid of that in favor of when you clear an area, it actually stays free of douche bags and you can have a...

Crysis is a fun one if you know how to use stealth to your advantage. It's a game-breaking mechanic quite honestly. Hotline Miami is a super-fast-paced game with comical amounts of visceral 8-bit violence. Open a door, grab knocked out guy, slam head into floor until blood explodes in a gout...