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  1. Maestro

    Happy easter everyone,and happy April fools day!

    I sat around doing nothing because I didn't go home for Easter. Then I spent an hour on the phone talking to family. I can't complain too much. I didn't have to go to church with my family like usual! So at least I was spared an hour of studiously avoiding mocking the sermon. Happy Easter...
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    Full war declaration statement from DPRK

    GLORIOUS CAPITALISM.
  3. Maestro

    Killing two birds with one.....wha?

    Yeah he doesn't sound very stable. Stay safe morgs.
  4. Maestro

    Full war declaration statement from DPRK

    Dude, numbers is named 15357. HAS IT ALREADY BEEN SO LONG? I'm kind of wondering what NK is trying to achieve exactly here, but hey it's not like they've proven stable in the past anyways.
  5. Maestro

    Poker Night at the Inventory 2 screenshots

    I thought he added a definite sense of continuity to the first one. It didn't feel like he was a paste-in character, which was nice because he turned out to be a pretty awesome Chekhov's Gun. This especially when considering that, in game 1, he never gets past "cheap intro character/voice in...
  6. Maestro

    Half Life 3 Ideas

    Yeah, Wolfenstein did that really well. The gun did not take up your whole view but any of them could be iron-sighted.
  7. Maestro

    Miscellaneous

    I am very confused.
  8. Maestro

    Miscellaneous

    Eat them when they die?
  9. Maestro

    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    He's pointing out that from an economic standpoint something like the Wii will sell a lot because it's inexpensive compared to the others. Similarly, bikes are much less expensive than cars and therefore sell more due to the economics of price elasticity. He was trying to illustrate why the Wii...
  10. Maestro

    Poker Night at the Inventory 2 screenshots

    "THIS...IS MY BOOM STICK." I wonder if they actually got Brisco County, Jr. (aka Bruce Campbell) himself to play the voiceover.
  11. Maestro

    Miscellaneous

    That sucks. How old was he?
  12. Maestro

    Has anyone else been following the Stuebenville gang rape thing?

    Well this thread went to shit pretty quick.
  13. Maestro

    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    They got away with their laughable hardware last time because the next generation of consoles were all so uniformly a HUGE step up in hardware from the previous one. This time they're basically stepping up to plate with the minimum necessary to compete yet again, but now the niche of Fun Casual...
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    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    And Call of Duty: Flavor of the Year outsells pretty much every other game every year. It's still a shit game series. Volume doesn't mean anything, except that they have good marketing and a product that sells. I don't care how well the Wii U sells, I care if it's something I want to buy and it...
  15. Maestro

    Bye there

    Combine lackey! Get out!
  16. Maestro

    Why did Valve make Gordon so ugly?

    Hearsay or heresy?
  17. Maestro

    Looking for games that will emotionally destroy me

    There's definitely gonna be shitting of bricks at the very least. Perhaps try Spec Ops: The Line? That one's pretty disturbing.
  18. Maestro

    Why did Valve make Gordon so ugly?

    It worked in Drive.
  19. Maestro

    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    Not to mention that the Wii U will have, yet again, laughably outdated hardware when the new consoles from Sony and Microsoft get released.
  20. Maestro

    Supergiant's (Bastion creators) new game

    Same here. Picked it up from the Humble Weekly Bundle as well as Hotline Miami and Super Hexagon from the steam sale. I did not get any work done this weekend.
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