If only everyone constantly farted lube instead of growing hairs, amirite?
EDIT: okay that's one of the worst things I've ever contributed to the Internet.
Best work since Ariba.
See, it's stuff like this that makes me continue coming back here.
Also I wish I had the time to get in on this but I spend too many waking hours on the clock :(
First game ever was definitely SMB on NES. I was 5 and it was Christmas.
First arcade game was possibly Discs of Tron. That was an amazing arcade experience for a little kid.
Computer game would be a lot harder to pinpoint and are counting educational games in school (Commodore 64, baby!)
The only thing I experienced defect-wise was piss-poor performance in the Xen portal room. Made it frustratingly hard to finally beat the game. Otherwise my only gripes were design choices.