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  1. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    I love how Shem takes all the credit, when, let's be honest here, I do most of the work. This is a reference to Shem's other post, for those who are a bit lacking in the intelligence department. I guess I'm just bitter because I've been doing all the work for over a week, and this damned Shem...
  2. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

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  3. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    WARNING! BOBTHESKULL, DO NOT REPLY TO THIS! WARNING! Dear Krynn72, and Krynn72 only. What I have written here is a complete and utter joke (well, some of it, at least). I am an atheist, but I 100% agree with bobtheskull that some of the arguments that I have previously used on this thread are...
  4. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    1. I was not referring to the branch of science, I was talking about mechanics that work on a quantum level. Quantum mechanics are some of the smartest people on the face of this world, this world that you and other Christians believe contains the blown up souls of aliens sent here by an evil...
  5. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    1. Quantum Mechanics are people, very smart people, that can have beliefs, they aren't robots or computers. 2. Bibles aren't natural, or made by using natural materials, they are made by men. Atheism was written in a book by Richard Dawkins, a human. Humans are animals, animals are natural...
  6. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    But seriously... WHY CHRISTIANITY IS FALSE...: 1. According to the unbiased studies done by Christians, 99.9% of quantum mechanics don't believe in Christianity. 2. We are born atheists, atheism is natural, Christianity isn't. Don't Christians hate unnatural things like homosexuals? 3. The...
  7. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    Half-Life 3 confirmed.
  8. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    The reason that I do not believe in the existence of God is due to the fact that there is literally no evidence at all to prove his existence. Also, Hell, what you believe shall be my final destination, does not scare me or my loved ones because, like God, there is no verifiable proof of its...
  9. Matt

    I said lungs, not lung. You seem to forget that I cannot feel your sick burns, as, according to...

    I said lungs, not lung. You seem to forget that I cannot feel your sick burns, as, according to you, I do not have any brain matter, meaning that I cannot feel pain. I don't even have a thalamus. SCIENCE!
  10. Matt

    Shem... how could you?

    Shem... how could you?
  11. Matt

    HOW THE F*** DID YOU FIND OUT MY NAME?

    HOW THE F*** DID YOU FIND OUT MY NAME?
  12. Matt

    So if I removed my lungs, I would be fine, and you would respect my decision? I know I would...

    So if I removed my lungs, I would be fine, and you would respect my decision? I know I would respect your decision to remove your brain, seeing as how it's being put to such little use. BURN!
  13. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:Eventually you'll realize... Tis massag has bean blessed by Gawd, 7& he sais taht you shud ford this massage to at leest !) peoples in the nuxt ower or a baby-eeting reptiliann humen shal eet yurr faice!!!1!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!1!! teh man loooks like this;
  14. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    Nah, that was totally serious.
  15. Matt

    Are you at all related to SHEMar Moore? Haha! Get it? SHEM-ar?! HAHA! I'M A COMEDIC GENIUS!

    Are you at all related to SHEMar Moore? Haha! Get it? SHEM-ar?! HAHA! I'M A COMEDIC GENIUS!
  16. Matt

    Eventually you'll realize...

    I know, the gargantuan truckloads of undeniable evidence that God exists are just so magnificently overwhelming, how could anybody ever not believe in the existence of God. Silly rational people, with their logic and their facts.
  17. Matt

    Oh, I see it too.

    Oh, I see it too.
  18. Matt

    Facial animation in the next installment.

    Comments to Days Ratio = 2.71428571429:1 Days in 4 years = 1460.97. 2.71428571429 x 1460.97 = 3965.49 The amount of "humorous" comments I shall generate in 4 years is: 3965.49. So yeah.
  19. Matt

    Facial animation in the next installment.

    After following Shemar Moore on twitter and creating a post about Shem Tutapu on worldfootynews.com, I took off my shemagh, and decided to go to my computer. I couldn't find it anywhere, it must have been stolen, Shem. What a shem. That shem that stole it was most likely a member of the...
  20. Matt

    Facial animation in the next installment.

    I know, that was hilarious! Gee, it sure took me a while to come up with that "joke". Haha. Shem-tacular?! Ha! Man, you gotta listen to the jokes I make on the Mine-Craft forum, they certainly are... top Notch humor! Shem, it was a good choice to follow me, because maybe I'll make a joke about...
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