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I only played the demo, and even that rogered my mind with a metaphorical feather duster. Does it get even better after level 1?

Sounds good, but ambitious. Good luck.

Earthworm Jim HD. It's the funniest game I've played in ages - I practically cried with laughter when I first fought and Chuck.

Was that supposed to be a pun?

I couldn't agree more, that bit was very powerful. I want to think he survived, but you're probably right. At least Cubbage survived. He did survive, right? Right?

You tell me not to watch, give me control over the play button and expect me not to? Jesus, though. At first, I thought the video was a perfectly normal and well rounded video and that I was having a seizure. I reasoned that if anyone did that someone would quietly take them out back and...

You have no idea how much that means to me. But engineer update sounds likely. Or maybe all the cool stuff on the PC TF2 for the 360? That would be dope on a rope.

I just heard a mysterious `woomph` noise - could it be the balls-time continuum imploding? Who the hell is this anonymous source, anyway? I reckon there's a slim chance of Counterstrike 2 - it's too early for any other non- Episode 3 Valve game. Either that or some DLC for something, or Portal 2...

Saving the gnome in L4D2. I've got it in Episode 2, but it felt more awesome on L4D2, maybe because I was doing it with a friend.

Gunstar Heroes - HD, with more insane gun combos and more of the boss battles that make your eyes water. Also, Outrun 3, with the same basic `drive and drift` gameplay, but an whole arseload more tracks and more varied cars. Blimey, I think I need some alone time.

I have a terrible computer, so had to get it for PS2. Is the Gonarch any easier in the P.C version?

Title pretty much explains it. I love the feeling of accomplishment that came with hearing it in HL1 and 2, deeply regret not being able to find it on iTunes, and don't want another silent credits, considering that this is the end of the story arc.

Do you mean an apocalypse of a zomb-tacular disposition in the middle of the game? You could argue that Halo has that, but otherwise L4D has your back.

On what basis do you make this claim? Jesus did have that sweet beard.

I've thought this at some point as well - another term bandied about is hunters - Half-Life 2 Episode 2, Dead Space, WoW, Spyro 3 - there will be more that have slipped my mind, but there you go.

A couple of questions: 1) Is the intro video canon? I was just thinking, because despite fighting hordes of zombies in each other's presence in the intro, at the start of Dead Center they don't seem acquainted with each other or the zombies. 2) In Dark Carnival, at the finale you hear the...

Black Mesa is a big place. Who says it has to be about just one character? I reckon, with a slight mangling of the expansions (e.g Barney and Shepherd talking) it could be done. I also think that the Vorts should change sides after the Nihilanth dies. It doesn't make any sense when put next to...

I wouldn't be surprised if Valve didn't know who G-Man is. I personally don't mind if we don't find out in Half-Life 3, really it's his motives which are interesting.

This, chaps, is why you don't hump your keyboard.

Last time I checked, Square Enix didn't make Kane and Lynch. I would sell Jesus as a galley slave to make that and Beyond Good And Evil 2 true, but it's balls of the first water.