Probably the reason they only abduct remote Brazillion families is that there is little risk of the Earthlings finding the Alien Blaster, and killing everything with one shot.
I think your entire school is filled with liars, thiefs, homosexuals, masturbaters and liars, thiefs, broken records, and masturbaters, homosexuals and liars and liars, covetors and adulteraters.
I think we should pray for them, holylife2.net.