dude is screwed; like searching for a needle in a haystack
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2012/07/17/cyborg-discrimination-scientist-says-mcdonalds-staff-tried-to-pull-off-his-google-glass-like-eyepiece-then-threw-him-out/
lol white knight redditors
"excuse me sir can you get off my daughter so that can inform the constabulary of your misdeeds?"
more like FOOMFOOMFOOM "are you ok little jessica"
you did read the articles posted and listened to the 911 recording where the father pleaded for an ambulance and offered to drive the victem...