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If I show you my Christmas tree, will you show me your Christmas balls?

I know the sappy stories and I really don't care about them, all I'm saying is that it's not impressive as God did not actually sacrifice anything, because he lost nothing. Hence, we are not in his debt, we do not owe God anything. All I want is an answer to the question as to what exactly God...

Yes, that's nice, except that Jesus is God (Holy Trinity and all) so all that happened (I'm going to pretend here it actually did) is that God performed a magic trick, where he made his physical form appear and then later made it die on a cross. Doing so would cost him literally no effort at...

It's either admitting that God is a huge asshole, or that suffering in this life doesn't really matter as the next one is better anyway and you'll just have to suffer through it. The latter is pretty depressing to me, that this life is just some sort of stepping-stone to an infinitely better...

Ah yes, all that evidence of psychic abilities from controlled, repeatable, scientifically-sound experiments... oh wait. Am I really ignorant for not accepting a claim that is easily put to the test, but apparently never successfully?

Have I posted this yet? I don't think so, but now with the bullshit talk about spirits and mediums, it seems more appropriate than ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw That might be, but Allah is losing his shit with you for worshiping Jesus instead of the True Prophet, Muhammad...

Yeah, her knees are all pointy and shit. **** that ugly whore.

The obligatory Deux Ex theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZU6XyFxCA0

I think Louis CK is the only person in the world who can talk about how his infant daughter was lying spread eagle naked on the floor and somehow still be funny.

Yes, that's what we call an "opinion". That, however, is a factual claim, not an opinion. It's also a personal attack, rather than an attack on the film itself.

How cool would it be if a random fan now created a sapper replica and placed it on the sentry when no one's looking?

My ARMA2 has that, actually. Just not consistently, I think.

THIS RIGHT HERE. This is so awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc

Whenever I hear him talking, I can't help but imagine him fondling himself. "Its 7.62mm, full-metal jacket.. mmm... is capable of reducing... mmmnngh... the enemies' head into mush over a distance of more than.. unnghh.. mmm.. 200 meters. And with its 40mm... ohgod... fully-automatic grenade...

AVG was in the news the other that, that for the second time already, a false positive caused it to remove critical system files, making PCs unable to boot up. Yeah, no AVG.

Just came across these again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSi0SWz-u68 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nzeGwL_7ps Goddamn. ****, time to watch that DVD again!

If by hotter you mean "looks like a 12 year old boy hoisted into a dress", then I agree.

What's wrong with being afraid of death? And while we're at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DdlVi7XEbI

Uhh.. yeah. I even said so in my post. My post was just three sentences, dude. But the show has people dying from being in combat with a zombie. From what exactly? How did the people in the camp attack die? Fever kills, but that takes time. Those people died right away. How?

So am I the only one that's still confused how you actually get killed by a zombie attack? The blood loss from a few of their bites isn't lethal, and certainly not that quickly. The disease will still get you, but that takes a while.