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    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    I bought a used bike once. Never again! The Wii-U has got one good thing going for it. If you say the name repeatedly you start to sound like a European police siren.
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    Why did Valve make Gordon so ugly?

    It's the Peter Parker situation. You have Doomguy and Duke Nukem who were born and raised to be physically imposing beefcakes. While Gordon Freeman is the nerdy everyman who had power thrust upon him when a radioactive spider crawled inside his HEV suit.
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    Why did Valve make Gordon so ugly?

    How dare you insult this beautiful piece of man bacon!
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    ARMA 3

    There was talk of them using the inbuilt steam beta system for incremental updates. I don't think it has happened yet, though I believe the ALPHA has updated once or twice since launch.
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    ARMA 3

    The second of Dslyecxi's introductory guides went up yesterday. It touches briefly on shooting if you're interested.
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    PAX East: Blizzard has announced their newest prfffffhahahaha

    Hey guys! Blizzard are releasing a digital card game! http://eu.battle.net/hearthstone/en/media/ Oh wait.. we did that part already.
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    PAX East: Blizzard has announced their newest prfffffhahahaha

    I'm all for tabletop games going online. While I don't care much about this specific example, if it proved successful and kick started a trend I would be fine with it.
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    Hey, look at this tiresome bullshit! Even BHC is already bored.

    I'm sure you're right. It just seems crazy to me sometimes that so much work goes into something that (from the perspective of the company) only needs to see them through the next twelve months. Where as a tiny fraction of the people can create something far smaller that can receive praise and...
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    Steam Launches Early Access Section

    I was thinking the same thing at the weekend Glenn. People are still referring to DOTA2 as unreleased, yet its the most active game on Steam, has holiday specific event updates, and a paid item store. My inventory is also bursting at the seams with DOTA2 keys that I literally cant give away.
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    Hey, look at this tiresome bullshit! Even BHC is already bored.

    For me its that Ubisoft always seem to release games that could so easily be awesome if not for one small thing that completely ruins it. It's like buying a gigantic delicious cake only to have a bird swoop down and drop a dead rat onto it. They have the potential to be great yet insist on...
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    Group Of Valve Devs Create "Lamarr Goes to the Zoo" In 48 Hour Game Jam

    Finally! The most important questions of the Half-Life universe have been answered!
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    CSGO Will now have items (This is not a simulation)

    Premium community maps, interesting. I wonder what the restriction will be? Access to official servers I am guessing.
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    Hey, look at this tiresome bullshit! Even BHC is already bored.

    I have to admit I like the smudgy background of the teaser site more than I will the game.
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    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    I agree, that would be awesome. I'd love to run through the Developer Commentary also. Sadly I expect this will be exclusive to encourage sales of the Wii-U version to people who already own one of the other releases. The only hope would be if they went the DLC route after some significant...
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    Valve's GDC 2013 Sessions

    It's also possible that Valve are moving away from in-house game design entirely, and that Source 2 has been cancelled for weeks. Choosing instead to become the wise sage of the industry, contributing only ideas and theory while getting fat off Steam cash and fan worship. I don't believe that...
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    Team Fortress 2 To Become First Official Oculus Rift Title

    I imagine it will differ from game-to-game, the software side of things will likely be as customizable as any other controller. Personally I wouldn't have much interest in using the motion tracking component with something fast and frantic like Quake or TF2. However I think it would be great in...
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    Team Fortress 2 To Become First Official Oculus Rift Title

    If they end up supporting the ARMA series I will buy a pair. Assuming nobody suffers a bad case of melted eyeballs that is.
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    Your Testimony

    My brother went to buy Thief on release day. He came home with a weird orange box that looked like it contained spreadsheet software. Never looked back.
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    Half-Life 2: Episode 3 listed on Norwegian game store pricing chart.

    Game outlets have to be ready for when people start wanting to pre-order popular products. Its fairly predictable that there will always be a new COD coming out in the fall. So they just give a generic title with an expected price to cover any customers wanting to put down money super early...
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