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Assassin's Creed - 6/10 Proof that a game can be fundamentally and deeply flawed whilst still being compelling. It's extraordinary how little is in this game considering... err how much is in it. The environments are well designed, the basic mechanics are fun, and then, they must have just come...

Blatantly a straight to video talking animals flick about an underdog water polo team, you know, like literal seals. Whatever it is, the trailer will have the sound of a needle being clumsily removed from a record at some point.

It's going to be yellow.

You mean as a prompt at the beginning of a game? Funny thing is that that screen is surely equally completely redundant on the consoles. I don't disagree that certain things in modern games suck... but their suckage is typically platform agnostic.

And lay my hands on Princess Peach after all these years. Am I right Men? etc. etc. Princess in another castle etc. etc.

Doesn't sound casual enough for a forthcoming console nicknamed 'Project Cafe'. Frankly, this could be quite literal. If Nintendo released a mug with a joystick-stirrer spoon and a six-inch circular screen that displayed your horoscope, nobody would be surprised.

They're not looking for kudos. They're vainly attempting to placate the pissants who bitch about every little thing that veers away from their pathetic idea of a thoroughbred PC game. Hell knows why. They're never going to be happy. Oh no, the items are shiny! Oh no the health regenerates! Oh...

Think I've read all of one Sci-Fi book in my time: P.K. Dick's Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? Honestly, I'm not a fan of his writing style and it didn't really leave an impression (I my have seen it before or after Blade Runner. I don't really care for that either). I have a bunch of...

Not a delay I'm surprised or disheartened to see. They did announce it and then see the Christmas schedule fill up like crazy. Though it does kind of mean that there's nothing I'm going to 'consume without question' for the rest of the year.

If she can play solitaire, she's over half way there. edit: Oh wow. Munro has played twice as much as me. And that's a lot.

Don't want to over-excite you guys, but you get a cone for your Pyro and bucket for your Soldier. First time I've recieved a TF2 hat and felt a little flustered. Those hats are like rock stars to me.

It's funny, but it'll never live up to Portal 1 because it came first.

As someone said earlier, they're referring to an overlap or a Tardis-style room of impossibility, not the flexible reality of being able to shoot a portal at the moon (or the fact that the GlaDos chamber is apparently several hundred metres underground according to the ending, despite the clear...

Except in this game, plenty of the achievements specifically drive you towards finding extra content in the form of hidden areas and lines of dialogue. The most time consuming (smash tv) is the most rewarding (it's basically 11 new puzzles). If the achievement wasn't there, you'd never know...

Currently, my play time sits at 21.5 hours. Breaking that down: 7 Hours for the first playthrough. 5 Hours for the co-op. 6 Hours for the commentary (bit sparse, but co-op commentary claws a little back). 3 Hours for miscellaneous achievement grabbing (they hid a lot of that stuff quite...

She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard, too. Sorry Fellas. She's married... TO SCIENCE!

Strategy is my weakest spot. I was brought up on a few strategy titles that were 12-hour long slogs from level to level that let you do things at your own, painfully slow pace (God games mostly) so when it comes to RTS games, I struggle with the forward momentum in Single Player and am just...

When a search engine comes along that isn't manipulatable by this crap, I'll have to stop writing it.

- When will we be able to see a finished box, Sir? - Well, we don't assemble them here -- that's done in Flint, Michigan.