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I hate tears and uncomfortable situations so the thing I finds most difficult is letting go, and trying to pull at funerals. Breaking up is just too awkward so I usually justscale back the time I spend with the girl and hope she gives up on me. unfortunately I have high street credibility and...

Only bad pyros do that. Besides, the real W+M1 "maestro" is the fatty; that slack-jawed flabby retard knows almost nothing but.

Telling someone that part of their argument is dodgy does not outright invalidate their whole argument (one part does not comprise the whole) and allow you to claim sweet, preening victory. Also (and I mean this entirely seriously and without intent to flame/bait/etc.) I presume you're on a...

Indeed. A damn shame, that.

In terms of when and how Valve release information, pretty much.

This. "We're still not ready to show that yet. I can't tell you why, but there's a very good reason." Or similar.

**** ham? That's disgusting.

He's drunk with power! And alcohol. But mainly power! Oh good lord no. To be honest I think Hetairia's overrated. Most of the people there are ****s and all they talk about is ham and brands of ketchup.

You think it'll be in development for 12 years and ultimately bankrupt the developers? Really? I remain hopeful that Valve will pry apart their tight lips at E3 but I don't necessarily believe it myself.

Clichéd, yes but it carried off the cliché better than most. Maybe that's like saying a rapist deserves a more lenient sentence because they gave their victim a lovely mug of cocoa afterwards but even so. What was good about it was that the US Army were idiots and the SAS were bastards, removing...

Clever girl...

Very well, I take that back. I stand by my other two criticisms though, so nurr. Of course MP has always been about embracing cliches whole-heartedly whilst simultaneously taking the piss out of them (although MP2 flew seriously close to taking itself seriously on a number of occasions) but if...

Story sounds pretty cliched, even for Max Payne (a fair few franchises have recently gone down similar routes in terms of plots/character backgrounds); Rockstar Vancouver are the ones who royally f*cked up the PC version of GTA 4 and they're going to have to do something massively impressive...

They never set a release date for Ep3 so technically, technically, it's not delayed.

This, this, a thousand times this. There's something deeply tedious about this kind of alpha-male dick-waving contest. HOWEVER: if you want to f*ck her, then just f*ck her and stop going on about it. If both you and her are doing it just for sexual gratification and are both on the same page in...

Evo's blog or Epic being idiots?

I've done it before, but only occasionally in a casual, experimental way with friends.

When that bit happened I screamed like a schoolgirl covered in spiders. My sister came running down the stairs to see what had happened: "Oh... *Gasp* Nothing... *Wheeze* Rabbit masks... *Cough* Tchaikovsky... *Sigh* Pipe wrench..." Also, was I the only person thinking of Quake 4 whilst...

It could be that they (and by extension the rest of the gaming media) have some sort of non-disclosure agreement (either legal or informal), or Valve are simply playing their cards very close to their collective chest.