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  1. el Chi

    Anyone here waiting for the PC version?

    *el Chi explodes* Once again: Ubisoft suck at ports to PC. Rockstar are actually a competent (to say the least) development house.
  2. el Chi

    Update is finally out!

    # Teleporter effect no longer shows up on invisible or disguised Spies That sucks. That was a fantastic way of spotting a bad spy: real "Well that serves you right, fool" moments. Well it was pretty much inevitable, but it's not necessarily a bad thing if it encourages more people to go...
  3. el Chi

    Anyone here waiting for the PC version?

    Source? It'd seem like a fairly silly decision, because that'd be a whole f*ckload of money they'd be missing out on there. Also, as for the specs being similar to Assassin's Creed: I (tentatively) doubt it. Sure, GTA4 looks great and is enormous yadda yadda yadda, but one of the reasons...
  4. el Chi

    Uwe Boll challenges Michael Bay to a boxing match

    I don't understand Boll's mentality. Just because you knocked out someone who says you're a shit director, it doesn't stop you being a shit director. Besides which, didn't he decline to fight one of his critics who was built like a brick shit house?
  5. el Chi

    Colossal Squid = Holy Mackerel!!

    Everybody out of the way: marine biologist coming through! I once met a guy who claimed that there were squid off the coast of Portugal that were bigger than Big Ben. For the uninitiated, Big Ben is 96.3 metres tall. This guy also said that there were sharks near Japan that had grown...
  6. el Chi

    Tibetan freedom......?

    Usually I'm vehemently against theocracies but you could do a lot worse than a Buddhist one. Besides which, that's infinitely preferable to the oppression, displacement, exploitation and borderline ethnic cleansing that the Tibetan people have endured under Chinese rule.
  7. el Chi

    Medic Achievements Unveiled

    Ay ay ay, some of those sound really bloody difficult, but then I love playing medic* so I'll give it a whirl! *: Except for the fact that - 8 times out of 10 - as soon as you're healing a team-mate they instantly turn into a dribbling retard, think they're invincible and charge about like a...
  8. el Chi

    Start Of Episode 3

    I think Justincase3's got the closest idea. Seeing as all the games are supposed to be continuous and a sort of real-time (that is to say, were you to play from the start of HL1 to the end of Ep2, you would've experienced everything Gordon has in that time - you haven't missed out on anything)...
  9. el Chi

    Nvidia Physics solution "nearly complete"

    These people were silly.
  10. el Chi

    Even More Goldrush Media

    "...in a desert industrial environment..."
  11. el Chi

    Emma Watson Is Legal

    Now apply the same logic to the general populous and it results in... *rolls drums* ...celebrity gossip magazines! Hundreds and hundreds of celebrity gossip magazines.
  12. el Chi

    Dear People of Brit-land

    I run a stall in Camden Lock Market which is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the country. Please give me a picture of her and something to say to creep the **** out of her, should our paths cross.
  13. el Chi

    Emma Watson Is Legal

    No I think he'd be fine in the eyes of the law. You can't get done for smoking dope in Amsterdam when you come back to the UK, I'd to assume the same principle applies here. What happens in a country with a much lower age of consent than your own country of origin stays in a country with a...
  14. el Chi

    Man buys Marilyn Monroe sex tape intends to keep it private

    There's something wrong about knocking one out over a woman who's been dead for the better part of half a century D: Even if she is utterly beautiful.
  15. el Chi

    Emma Watson Is Legal

    Effy from Skins. 'nuff said. Although she'll probably be legal any day now, if you're in Britain that is. You Yank saps.
  16. el Chi

    More Xen creatures or more Combine?

    As much as I liked the Xenians, I think we're past all that. If we were going to see them anywhere, it would've been in the forests. But then that wouldn't necessarily have been logical either: run around in the woods firing an SMG left right and centre whilst chucking grenades about and see how...
  17. el Chi

    The new Profile pages are depressing the hell out of me!

    I was thinking a similar thing. When did hl2.net turn into MySpace?
  18. el Chi

    Father and daughter have child

    Lithe-bodied lesbian incest on the other hand...
  19. el Chi

    Alyx Lovin'

    Personally, I'd find a kiss in an FPS to be either rather uncomfortable or particularly underwhelming. She moves in, it goes dark as Gordon closes his eyes (it'd be unromantic not to, dontchaknow), he opens his eyes as she pulls away once theys is done neckin'. Great. And an actual sex scene...
  20. el Chi

    Pokemon are Real...

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