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And in local news, respected family doctor and Veritas MP Dr. Sir Basil Anthony Lawrence Sulkington-Dodds MP has admitted to allegations of indecent liaisons with a younger lady. He claims that the paparazzi hounded him and that some are in possession of pictures with which they had intended to...

Not when you're lying on a big sheepskin rug next to a roaring open fire with a glass of wine in your free hand.

Understandably. After a romantic encounter with one's own digits, who's got the energy to put clothes on?

This is closer to reality than you might think. What you can't see is that I'm in the back. I've got puppies.

"...millions of compassionate people have decided to leave meat off their plates for good." Subtext: if you eat meat, you are a complete bastard of the highest order. I have no problem with vegetarians (some of my best friends, etc.), but it's the smug, holier-than-thou arseholes who...

Well said, Eejit. It's interesting that a lot of people who bemoan "politically correct" terms for social/racial groups don't seem to have even considered the possibility that these terms are being used because that's what the communities in question want. They just seem to get all uppity...

The horror...

Here's what pisses me off most about Britain (so sit up and pay a-bloody-ttention, dammit): The hordes of sanctimonious, blinkered, one-dimensional bores who revel in complaining about how the country's going to the dogs. We Brits are a cynical people at the best of times and this isn't always a...

Even Lesbians Crave Heterosexual Inuits

Has anyone mentioned the carrot yet? I wasn't paying attention.

So if it's the catalyst, then surely that would have to be the World's Greatest Threat...

Most physicists haven't met Short Recoil.

The thing is, he didn't seem to give it his outright endorsement or categorically say this should happen; he said it's very likely to happen and that it could help cultural cohesion, essentially saying that it's not an inherently bad idea. Go go tabloid media. Again with the context: the...

For anyone who fancies a bit of context, Auntie Beeb has kindly compiled a list of quotes from Archbishop Williams on various matters. It seems something of a shame (albeit an inevitable one) that his comments on sharia law have caused such a shit storm because he's a thoroughly intelligent...

It's nice to see that the old myths still manage to perpetuate themselves amongst the pro-life movement. This idea that women use abortions like condoms is utterly ludicrous. "Oh drat, looks like I'm preggers again! Ho hum, no harm done; off to the doctors to remove the bun." Seriously, I'm...

I always read it as Rowan Atkinson D:

?BER-TOAST Bacon/ham/salami/some other variety of deceased pig Cheese Tomato-y pasta sauce or tomato pur?e - NOT ketchup. Bread (natch) Carefully arrange the ingredients so they're centred and not oozing out of the sides. Yet. Put your piled-high sandwich into a toasty maker and you have...

Ah yes, The Wacky World of HL2.net! I have a feeling we've not seen the last of it... On-topic: one of the many, many problems with implementing sharia elements into the present British legal system is to work out exactly who it will apply to. Just saying "Muslims" isn't that easy. Presumably...

neptuneuk: the Madonna of alcohol.

Exactly. Christianity (of all denominations) at that point in its development was by and large horrifically brutal, oppressive and invasive. Funnily enough, Islam is currently about as old as Christianity was at that time. Make of that what you will.