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    Man freed from prison after 16 years

    wow... that's 16 years of his life gone. He can't get that back. They should give him free money.
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    Why the town of Bowen, Australia should be nuked from orbit

    Oh God that poor bird!!!!! I hope whoever took that picture tried to do something!
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    Cursive VS Print

    I can read and write cursive, so I choose to do that as it's faster.
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    Leonardo DaVinci or Issac Newton?

    Definitely Da Vinci - someone else would have discovered gravity eventually...
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    Mother's Day

    Jewellery and perfume are always safe bets.
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    Bea Arthur dies aged 86.

    This happened like a week ago so I don't know why I didn't think to post something then. I'm really shocked by this, I know she was old, but she was Bea Arthur - she was NEVER supposed to die. For those who don't know, she was famous for her work on the '70s sitcom Maude and the '80s...
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    Terrible advice from your parents

    I rarely seek my parents' advice, because if I tell them anything about my life they get too nosy and involved. I find that annoying.
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    Paris Hilton on the Swine Flu

    lol I have enough awareness to know when there's a bus coming.
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    Paris Hilton on the Swine Flu

    I'm one of those people. You won't find a less-informed citizen than me. It's a much better way to live life - who gives a crap what is happening in Ethiopia when Grey's Anatomy is on? I just reached voting age and I plan to vote based on which candidate is the most attractive :)
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    Today's my birthday...

    I have to wonder how people manage to forget their own birthdays... you have to have some sort of subconscious register that that date is your birthday. You've gone through the motions enough times.
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    So... Uh... I got Swine Flu?

    Good luck with that, sounds awful. The greasy skin symptom made me think of "sweating like a pig".
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    "Swine Flu" appears, quickly spreads to US.

    God just put blankets on the pigs and stfu.
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    I'm deeply depressed.

    I have a bit of profound news for you: They never will. It's very unwise to think this way. All those Hollywood stars saying "Just be who you are, don't change to please people"... well, it's a load of crap. They're creating a fake world in which everyone accepts each other's differences...
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    Sexy wut

    I think Angelina Jolie should win. If not her, then Courteney Cox, Anne Hathaway or Lucy Liu - I don't understand why everyone's so in love with Scarlett Johannson.
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    100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines

    My favourite was "I Humbly Request For Your Ass"
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    Top 5 You'd Invite to Dinner

    Angelina Jolie - to soak up her sheer awesomeness. Karen Walker - the character from Will & Grace, in case anyone hasn't seen it. She'd keep me in hysterical laughter the entire night. Oprah Winfey - I'm fairly sure she is God. Kathy Griffin - She would antagonise Oprah all night. Princess...
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    Dinosaurs vs Vampires

    Dinosaurs would win. Vampires are not unkillable, and I think being crushed by a dinosaur might just do the trick.
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    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    I love all the books and movies, so I'll definitely go and see this one. As far as both books and movies are concerned, Prisoner of Azkaban was the worst... but that's not to say it wasn't epic like all the rest, just not quite as good. I can't wait for this new film, especially after seeing...
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    Rate the last movie you watched (DON'T POST SPOILERS Y' EEJITS)

    The only things I've seen him in are Two Guys and a Girl, Buffy, Serenity and Desperate Housewives... and maybe it's the characters he picks, but I just didn't like any of them. He was OK in Two Guys and a Girl I guess, but the fellatio urges end there.
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    Memory Loss :(

    I don't think it could be the drugs from all those months ago STILL playing with your memory... and I read somewhere, plus I know from experiences with a few friends, that depression causes memory loss. So if you still have that, then maybe you should get some fruitful psych visits. EDIT: I...
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