We had a massive party the night before and we kept all the alcohol in that bathroom (we had another). We strung up a pinata to the shower curtain rail and somebody was a little to forceful with it. Hence why that is hanging off the wall.
Yeah, we had 16 people living in our "block".
The pussies in the next year decided to complain about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gqhos9fV8
Pussies! We dealt with it all.
It's worth watching that just for the, err...girl who says she eats Ben and Jerry's for dinner.
I love teh Brighton fish!
The Decline of a Night Out
Getting drunk...
Needing to be propped up...
Needing to be saved from randoms...
...culminates in bad ideas.
This is going to be my first year not going back to university. :(
Did my undergrad at York (University of Dork) and postgrad at Warwick.
It's depressing me so much. I want to go back to living in halls, owning half a cupboard, having to live with 16 people and only having the tiniest...
When I used to work as a customer advisor at M&S before university I used to pass away the time on my till drawing chemical bonds. Oh my God. Sad.
Now my job's so full on that I don't have the time to think about anything but what I'm doing.
I need a happy medium.
It's 1944, the Battle of the Bulge in Europe. An American squad has been cut off behind enemy lines. They're surrounded. As night falls, a new recruit finds the sergeant who's acting commander. "Sarge," he says, "I don't know how it happened, but in the fighting today, I lost my rifle. What do I...