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http://xkcd.com/598/ This is the best XKCD ever! And relevant.

Make it really awkward for him. Ask questions such as: What kind of stuff? In particular what wouldn't you like me to look at? How did you know? Did you look at it? What did you find particularly offensive? Are lesbians OK? He'll never have a sex chat with you again.

Hugh Fanny-Wankingstall is the biggest cock on TV.

http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/selections/cake-of-the-month,1495,RS.html Mmmmmmm...

As a girl that likes Left4Dead, I wouldn't necessarily appreciate gaming related pick up lines. Plus my HL2 T-Shirt signed by Gaben would be much better than yours so you wouldn't impress me that way!

Mighty Boosh of course!

Check out the guy's tanline too. He's been out...in public like that...sunbathing....?

‘After the first glass of Absinthe you see things as you wish they were. After the second you see them as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world’. - Oscar Wilde

Bleh, that story is sickening. Poor thing having to live with that his whole life. Oooo, subjunctive possibility.

The Libertines - Can't Stand Me Now

...Just one wouldn't hurt!

Noo! We're going to have to agree to disagree here. Wine is beautiful and complex. And mate, if your wine tastes like vinegar you're drinking the wrong stuff!

Everything's dirty with musicians. My flute teacher encouraged my blowing, fingering and tonguing technique on a weekly basis. Just last month I broke my G string when fingering too hard.

That guy is brilliant :D

!!! BLASPHEMY!

I don't know you. But I'm a nobody.

I play the flute and the piano. Love coming home incredibly stressed out and taking it out on my instruments (ewww, innuendo). Stay away when I'm playing Beethoven.

Men At Work - Land Down Under http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

Alcohol ftw!