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The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

I've seen the clip of that kid before on America's Funniest Home Videos, but I wish I hadn't because I probably would have had a really good laugh seeing it right now :laugh:

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

I shave my face every two or three days usually. My facial hair is blond so it doesn't stand out too much. I keep my chest shaved only down to the collar bone or else it's visible out the collars of my shirts and looks retarded. I trim my arm pits when my deodorant can't really work. I've never...

Hell yeah. And I can help you out with my Desert Eagle that I'll use to mow down several of them.

I scored the Desert Eagle.

Yeah, just restart the chapter. That should fix it.

Me too. I feel sorry for the people that have it. It's not the worst thing, though.

I look forward to the allegiances in the expansion. You can join any group, and each one has cool bonuses.

So I guessed I missed it. :) Ahhh... I'm not very bright.

I just finished the game.. like, minutes ago. I'm really not sure what I think about it all. My advice is to watch what you're carrying. It's a real bitch to go over the weight limit because then you can't really sprint. Another thing about sprinting, try to get your hands on the electric...

You killed my father!!!!!

Please delete that picture. Please.

Agent Smith does look a tad like G-Man, if I remember my Matrix movies. Owned. Hey guys, what does OP mean?

I didn't laugh. .. wait, maybe Pitz is on to something! Where the hell is my sense of humor!!?? But seriously, I don't see why it's that funny.

Water, Milk, and fruit juice on a regular basis, but I like Mountain Dew and orange soda. I don't drink alcohol.

Huh. I wonder why I've seen it linked to so many times if it blows. Ah, well. Moving on, I have some fried eggs I'm gonna go ahead and eat.

Well, show me a FUNNY video!

I've seen it linked in multiple people's signatures, and I've visited it a few times but no one is ever on! Does anyone even use it? :monkee: :laugh: :devil:

I should post a pic in one of these threads some day.