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I swear I saw this in a movie somewhere.

The **** is this

RAPE HIM WITH A STRAP ON.

Wait A family of 12. Wife and husband were in the room, and the husband ran into the other room where 11 other family members were watching TV? Wouldn't that make it a family of 13? When one person in your family is about to stab another, you run away from the one who is about to be stabbed...

Dude..........

He took the dog to the vet to euthanize it, but they failed. The vet is the only way to go, unless some miracle happened and the dog's spine was fixed. Some resurrection or reanimation crap.

I'm guessing it's brain deterioration. Some parts of our body no longer function properly if we don't exercise it. I'm not too sure, but its probably similar to people who work out constantly but suddenly decides to stop.

I think what happens is most people begin to wank off. However, when ejaculating, you get it all over the mirror. Since you see yourself in the mirror, it would seem like you ejaculated on yourself. Since there are infinite reflections of yourself, it would seem like you ejaculated on yourself...

It's only a matter of time before a trainer is available for multi player gameplay. Better to ban any potential use of trainers in their games first before it becomes a popular method of earning achievements. Plus, there are so many SC2 players in the world. The portraits are a great way of...

I love Kimchi, spicy and saucy. The only veggie dish I could eat often without getting tired of it.

Maybe you should contact her once you return from service. Ask her to remain single or whatever, but don't start a relationship. If by the time you return she is still single, then go ahead and try again. Problem is, nothing stops her from lying in your face.

I loled

3 wrongs don't make a right

Humanity will be ****ed then. Space travel isn't advance enough to take populations to space, and even if we could we still haven't discovered practical methods to reach another habitable planet. 4 billion years from now, we won't even be in history, traces of us would probably be all gone.

This is Amurka

I love all the irony in this. The cop ends up shooting the innocent people. The bad guy does a good deed by giving his ticket away before death The story the bad guy initially made up (a black guy coming in shooting everybody) ended up appearing true to the others And the best of all, the...

I don't need to get that close with the rocket launcher. The laser guidance helps me target from afar. THIS VIDEO MUST BE A SHAM

Not to mention, costs to the environment is almost permanent and could not be replaced within several life times.

WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

I love Japanese people, they're awesome, and I'm from HK.