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are you writing the story?

when are vortigaunts seen conversing with Gman?

bring your daughter to work day

god invented crime for a reason

tits or gtfo

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black mesa teleporter tech is different to aperture tech, both visually and in function. it's not designed by black mesa, so there's no connection between the new rebel teleporter and the portal gun.

Jintor: jealous due to lack of trams

You're a very special person and I would never have gotten herpes if it wasn't for your tender love. Happy Birthday!

we'll hold you to that.

gnome is new companion cube. meme in: 5 4 3 2

it doesn't explain the portal gun.

looks like ice. and is that water at the bottom?

there's an "easy" mode for a reason. also, it's elitist

barney had been fighting combine for a week straight, keeping the rebellion propped up in gordon's absence. that's pretty impressive. perhaps he's been abducted by gman as another possible investment?

nobody likes rednecks. they want to forget he exists.

a giant, flaccid penis. or at least it should be.

why is it commercial suicide? existing customers already have most of the games in the bundle, so they're not ripping valve off. crazy value for new customers ensures a larger customer base. sounds like a good strategy to me.

you're pathetic.