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The smarter I am the less focussed I am on wanting to bang hot chicks. Also the more likely I am to downplay the "looks" factor in favour of intelligence when looking for a date.

Ugh, ribs are my biggest turn off.

I'm in agreement with Dave, this applies much more consistently/accurately to stupid people than intelligent people. Much like Tucker Max's breakdown of females/dating.

/facepalm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i68cEsALWt0 I get more giddy with every new video.

My spoon is too big.

You can just substitute one equation into the other than solver for x. It's the same thing.

I got hit by a bus while riding my bike a while back, it sent me flying and I rolled through an intersection. I was lucky not to end up squashed beneath someone's tires.

Dave, you're going to a party tomorrow. Stop acting like and little girl and get shit-housed. I will force it upon you :D

September 4th. My birthday :(

I'm on page 8. Good god I can't breathe.

I second the potato gun, those things are awesome. Spark plug, tubes and some hairspray :D (+potatos)

T'was better than the ending in the book :D

Read this article. It scares the hell outta me.

Cheny President?!?! Oh Shi-

I tried downloading it once, could only get 60KB/s. Therefore it would take 7.5hrs. Computer died with 1hr left to go D: But thanks to this I'm now getting 400KB/s. If this proves not to be worth all the problems it's causing me I'm going to kill a kitten...

I hope that was a joke...