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No no no. They'll see right through the decoy wallet. Get yourself a decoy-decoy wallet. If they're not tricked by the first, then they'll probably be tricked by the second one. In the case that they're not tricked by the decoy-decoy, just make sure your decoy-decoy-decoy is ready. But...

My scented memory would only be appropriate for the Anonymous Confessions thread, and now I can't submit it there either. Also I can't think of any other ones, but I'm sure I've encountered many.

I think what we're missing here is the fact that somebody is on the loose with a clear motive to poison candy for children. The only thing I can analyze from this thread is that he enjoys poisoning candy. He might even get-off on it. My earlier post was just an attempt to humor him...

Well if I went to the trouble to sneak into a candy bar factory, I would poison more than 20 bars. Get real.

Tunisia think these puns are funny, but you need Togo ahead and stop.

It's too bad you can't Rwanda and take back the things you did as a kid.

Killing people is really the only solution. I mean, what else can you do? Right? Together, by eliminating other humans, we can march down the road to justice and safety! Hip Hip! Hoorah! Hip Hip! Hoorah!

He did but

Well I guess if you

That was strictly advice for your benefit. However, if I was benefiting from this as your lawyer, we would be claiming somewhere in the region of $20,000

What? You're only gonna claim $700? With my calculations, you should be pulling at least $3500.

Well the main thing, like Naph said, is to get the price you originally payed for the items. But why not take it a couple steps further? -Add some money for the trauma and stress the crime caused you. -That GPS could be a collectible now, so that should boost it a bit. -If the Zune is going...

All of these facetious remarks are really tearing me apart.

Me and Gregory are hanging out tonight <3

Not if I leave first, you ****.

To think, all Maestro wanted to do was say good-bye to us, and this happened. Oh, the humanity.

No he's not Shaker, I think you're just associating the avatar.

WE'RE DROWNING IN VALVE NEWS

You should actually give this a shot and see what kind of reaction you get. Actually, start wearing them everywhere, and expressing your headphone style and flare. Headphone aesthetics are only what you make of them, so go out and be your own person. Express yourself, and your ear-ware. Yeah!

Okay you guys caught me. I'm Mayor Joseph Maturo.