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so true oh the irony

it's not a HEV suit. it's orange-coloured suspension of disbelief

why would you want to hit the g-spot with your tongue? that's some stupid shit right there. jesus gave us fingers for a reason.

there's nothing more phallic than a drag race car. i love it.

wow. i wish my dick could shoot a singularity beam.

agreed.

she should get lashes for her crimes only instead of her back, it would be her face. and instead of a whip, my cock. everybody wins.

moral of this story: don't mess with th po-pos.

oh snap

tbh we're no better for allowing howard to follow the americans into this. i was pro war because we would obviously benefit from american economic concessions, but howard waging war even though the majority of the population was against it set a bad precedent.

title: "ABORIGINES, DEPLOY!"

she makes me feel better about myself

of course. but a country is judged by its actions, and in a democracy, actions are facilitated by the majority of the population.

because you're waging poorly conducted wars with nothing but lies and stupidity as a pretext, resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths and instability for millions more. because you flaunt your "freedoms" while your very government cuts them away from you. this, combined with the fact that...

there's a huge grey area. war is an example.

and in the briefcase? marcellus wallace's soul.

a great man once said that the best way to break up with a woman is a swift headbutt to the tits. the point being, just let your actions do the talking.

vomit can be aimed at people, and if you're really drunk, lit on fire. vomit - 1 diarrhea - 0

lies. you're going to steal the mexican's jobs, aren't you?

old people suck.