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biozeminades you say hmm hmm interesting

prove it Good lord, it's been almost 20 years now.

Sheeeeeit

Apropos of nothing, or something.

*looks at 2003 posters* Ok, boomers.

The more that I look at the ship, the more I think that it might not necessarily be a ship at all. I think it might be a giant cell-phone tower or 802.11 router.

Current Analysis: The weapon is Gordon. And/or access to the G-Man's stable. End of HL2 implies as much. The "Vault" is most likely the ship. Then again, it could be... y'know.

Should be the last dump:

Part 3, I suppose. Gotta run for now, last update should be up later.

Oh god, I just realized. We're about to start this whole dance again. *watches the dark clouds on the horizon, looming* G-Man theories ahoy, me hearties. Yo ho. @TechnoHippyChic - Not certain, I think it's a little too thicc for a snark. The mouth/mandible bits remind me more of antlion...

Continued: More weird shit to come, be back in a while.

I'm currently sitting about a 15 minute drive away from Valve, actually, in Redmond, WA. Got out of the USMC a few years back and am currently about half a year away from graduating with an undergraduate CS degree.

*cracks knuckles* It's been a long time. Let's do this. Have to run for now, more later.

YOU DON'T EVEN ****ING KNOW. I'VE BEEN HAUNTED BY THAT MAN'S SHITS FOR THE BETTER PART OF TWO DECADES.

As Valve goes, the world will follow. The headsets and lighthouses will get cheaper (the most recent generation of lighthouses is a particularly relevant example, they are significantly cheaper to manufacture (... if not buy...) than the first). At first I was tenuous, but I've been killing...

*creaks, bones melted into the earth, shivering with electricity- for the first time in millennia*

What's up, corpses. Interesting news. https://www.polygon.com/2019/1/4/18168383/valve-erik-wolpaw-portal-half-life https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-01-04-looks-like-valve-writer-erik-wolpaw-has-rejoined-the-company https://screenrant.com/erik-wolpaw-valve-half-life/...

The company remains nameless, but it's pretty apparent who he was talking about. A twitter thread from Rich Geldreich, formerly of Valve Corporation. --- Some tech companies engage in very focused Developer Marketing efforts to attract candidates, and you need to see through that. The more...

Alright- look.

God damn it feels good, to turn the last page and close the book. It was a fun time, gents. Thanks for everything.