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Best: Arma 3 Worst Most Disappointing: Toss-up between Bioshock Infinite and GTA V. Bioshock had awful gameplay but some other redeeming qualities, GTA had great gameplay but some other irredeemable qualities.

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I like the style but I'm never getting my hopes up for another MMO again. ... except maaaaaaaaaaaaybe Everquest Next.

I wanted to punch Moonrise Kingdom in it's stupid fat movie face. Here are my summarised thoughts:

Did the google doc thing. I ended up selecting a lot of neither agree/disagree and almost no strongly agree/disagree but I hope it's useful anyway.

My favourite is Inception and the Prestige. Those movies are a really good movie.

We've actually been playing this mod on 50 player servers and still don't run into other players very often. Altis is big.

Well, that's disappointing.

My final impression of the game is that it was a flawed, morally problematic narrative which nonetheless would have been quite enjoyable if it wasn't weighed down by frequent, unfulfilling combat, a dozen systems that didn't add anything of value, and most crucially a huge flabby mid-section...

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So imagine me sitting here, just playing some vidyee games, listening to my jazz playlist on shuffle, when a song comes on that I haven't heard before. Sounds nice enough, I'm getting into the swing of it... and then the mid-point hits. Now picture me sitting here with a huge goofy-ass grin on...

So you know all those jokes about how developing a new CoD game mostly involves ctrl+c and ctrl+v well

Great stuff. I'm really impressed by your ability to create weird and funny imagery out of relatively ordinary conversation (relatively). Also

If you have the spare income there are people out there who will indulge in a bit of nurse/baby roleplay if you want to roll around in diapers all day.

Hocus Pocus was the shit. I played the crap out of that on my friend's dad's computer. Not so much this piece of shit.

Not that it matters any more since Jim just left Destructoid.

My memory of early childhood is kind of muddled, chronologically speaking, so I have distinct memories of about 5 potential "first" gaming experiences and I'm not really sure which to place first. If I had to guess, it was probably playing Duke Nukem (not 3D, the platformer) and Commander Keen...

Score is not an objective measure of quality. The only difference between reviewers who give 3s or 4s to things they don't really like and the ones who give 7s is that one of them is trying really hard to pretend that it is. Okay that sounds pretty critical but I don't see either as truly more...

Yeah, what I meant by "I was really hoping" was "I'm really glad the thing I hoped would happen is happening." I just wrote it really awkwardly for some reason.

Teaser. Steam page up, listed only as "coming soon" but has some screens and info. http://store.steampowered.com/app/261030/ I was actually really hoping they'd let us play as Clementine this time around, but it's interesting that she's still so young. I guess skipping a few years and...