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I don't really know what phone plans are like in the States/internationally, but I'm in Canada and I've got a $25 monthly plan that gives me unlimited texting, unlimited weekends and evenings starting from 5 PM, and 150 daytime minutes. Since I'm on a 2 year contract, my Android phone only cost...

Here: Because I want to see the rest of Krynn's gifs.

Auto-erotic.

October

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to playing these after exams.

Apparently you're right.

Apparently he got her drunk:

Did you tell your partner to get tested as well?

Yeah, these are some rough choices. I ended up with 555, but I think I got lucky because so many more bad things could've happened.

My friends and I joked about it all the time when we were little, thinking we were so badass. I had a vague idea about it, but didn't fully understand the dirty details until sex ed in elementary school. Anatomy suddenly made so much sense.

Can you flail around and squish the spiders so that they wouldn't crawl all over you? Or are you restrained somehow?

It's working in Canada.

Touche! Nicely done.

Partial circumcision? http://adultcircumcision.dyndns.info/style/partial.html It'd remove the excess skin but still keep enough of the glans covered for sensitivity. It could be another option to check out.

New Oglaf: http://oglaf.com/use-item/

I went out to dinner at a poutine place (bacon poutine!) with other friends from the lonely hearts club, and then to an Irish pub. Classy.

http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/01/09/calvin-and-hobbes-off-the-ritalin-and-high-on-life/

You get to drink fruit juice to keep your blood sugar up though, not sure how well it would go with only water.

Same here. Back in elementary school we used to pretend to be Redwall characters and have wars and defeat evil in the schoolyard.

Thanks! Hyperbole and a Half always makes my day.