0_o Uwe Boll..WTF?

[ríomhaire]

I knew this guy was crazy/an idiot but he actualy hired hookers instead of actresses for BloodRayne (I think it was for only one scene though)

"They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better."

Also, this is just god damn stupid:
"What is disappointment, disappointment for all the fans is that Tara Reid is not losing her bra but this is a typical prude U.S. thing. The actresses are not willing to play nudity normally and it's very disappointing for us Europeans and for the U.S. audience, I think. Good that Kristanna Loken in BloodRayne is fully naked."
I really hate needles sex in books and films (it's often just to cover up bad writing IMO) but this guy talks like no film is complete without it, he's a ****ing idiot (though, in his defence, he is German)

Sorry if all of you knew this already, it's obviously old news.

 

[Slacker]

I heart Uwe Boll so much.

 

[ríomhaire]

You would, christ, you think slut is a complement.

 

[Slacker]

You would, christ, you think slut is a complement.

Whaaat?

 

[ríomhaire]

Didn't you say that in the embarasing moments thread?

Edit: I'm sorry, it was a different member, I am very sorry.

 

[Slacker]

Didn't you say that in the embarasing moments thread?

....No....

 

[smwScott]

Actually when hiring actresses to play bit parts as whores, it probably would be easier to just hire whores ... especially if they don't have any speaking roles. Not a bad idea.

 

[nutcrackr]

I watched bloodrayne recently, I was expecting something horrendous. I'm not saying it was good, because it wasn't, but I've seen worse.

 

[Slacker]

I watched bloodrayne recently, I was expecting something horrendous. I'm not saying it was good, because it wasn't, but I've seen worse.

I watched House of the Dead at 3 am at a friend's house once, or at least parts of it. It was pretty bad, but yeah, honestly, I've seen worse.

 

[Space Farm]

But what's funny about Boll is that he is delusional. He thinks he is good and doesn't understand why everyone doesn't like his movies.

That and that he also somehow manages to actually get financed to put out these awful movies.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Well it is a pragmatic approach you gotta hand him that

 

[Shoeberto]

I'm honestly a little surprised that this has yet to be mentioned. Lawl.

 

[Gunner]

I'm honestly a little surprised that this has yet to be mentioned. Lawl.

One somethingawful writer is invited to box I believe, I hope he beats the living shit out of him.

You know, there isn't a single Uwe Boll movie that has turned in a profit...

 

[$kelet0r]

That and that he also somehow manages to actually get financed to put out these awful movies.

German tax loophole - people invest almost tax free in his films rather than be taxed the full rate of income tax

 

[Asknoone]

Also, this is just god damn stupid:
"What is disappointment, disappointment for all the fans is that Tara Reid is not losing her bra but this is a typical prude U.S. thing. The actresses are not willing to play nudity normally and it's very disappointing for us Europeans and for the U.S. audience, I think. Good that Kristanna Loken in BloodRayne is fully naked."

Of all things wrong with Alone in the Dark, and thats a long list of things, Reid not losing her bra/appearing naked is not one of them. Way to go Dr. Boll.

 

[15357]

Heh. Great job with human resourcing. Cheap labor and better obedience.

 

[Asuka]

Uwe Boll funny guy.

 

[mortiz]

Of all things wrong with Alone in the Dark, and thats a long list of things, Reid not losing her bra/appearing naked is not one of them. Way to go Dr. Boll.

However, Reid being in the movie in the first place is one of them.

 

[Jerry_111]

I knew this guy was crazy/an idiot but he actualy hired hookers instead of actresses for BloodRayne (I think it was for only one scene though)

"They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better."

Also, this is just god damn stupid:
"What is disappointment, disappointment for all the fans is that Tara Reid is not losing her bra but this is a typical prude U.S. thing. The actresses are not willing to play nudity normally and it's very disappointing for us Europeans and for the U.S. audience, I think. Good that Kristanna Loken in BloodRayne is fully naked."
I really hate needles sex in books and films (it's often just to cover up bad writing IMO) but this guy talks like no film is complete without it, he's a ****ing idiot (though, in his defence, he is German)

Sorry if all of you knew this already, it's obviously old news.

Ironically, this is about the only aspect that I agree with Uwe Boll on. Nudity for the win!!!!!

 

[Shoeberto]

One somethingawful writer is invited to box I believe, I hope he beats the living shit out of him.

You know, there isn't a single Uwe Boll movie that has turned in a profit...

That's hilarious - do you know offhand who it is? I could see Dr. Thorpe starting the fight off just ripping into him until he cries, then going for the KO when he's not expecting it.

 

[Krynn72]

There were fully naked ladies in BloodRayne??

hmm, I wonder if watching the movie is worth it.

 

[ríomhaire]

There were fully naked ladies in BloodRayne??

hmm, I wonder if watching the movie is worth it.

Or you could watch porn...

 

[15357]

But porn doesn't have a storyline..... mostly.

 

[Que-Ever]

Neither does bloodrayne.

- I am liking ze hookers, LOL

ok, I'm done stealing AL's thing.

 

[Asknoone]

However, Reid being in the movie in the first place is one of them.

True.

 

[Slacker]

But porn doesn't have a storyline..... mostly.

Haunted Sex House III says differently.

 

[Bad^Hat]

This could actually be the very thing that gets me to watch a Uwe Boll film.