10 ft marijuana plant!!!

haha thats hillarious man damn lucky soldiers, not cause there soldiers but if i was one id definetly be having a huge party.
 
Why in hell would you battle the plants!? Make love n smoke em!
 
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."


D:
 
Geogaddi said:
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."


D:
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hah, that is absolutely hilarious....
 
Its a good strategy. Wear gas masks or whatever, so when the Americans come and burn the forests they get high and are an easy enemy to defeat. Drug warfare lol
 
lol that much weed could probably get like 10 square miles of people high at once

burn it all

i <3 napalm
 
sure more americans will go to the army now
 
and why the afgans hav marijuana?
sure is not only as heatgoogles defenses
 
Forgive my naïveté, but napalm must be against some law. That'd be the first thing I'd do - roast that place and hit two birds with one stone: get rid of the drugs and enemy cover, and get the enemy baked out of their mind at the same time.
 
<RJMC> said:
and why the afgans hav marijuana?
sure is not only as heatgoogles defenses
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Marijuana grows wild nearly everywhere. It used to grow wild in the good old U S of A, until Reefer Madness kicked in.

It's probably ditchweed anyway, containing little to no THC. The whole "omg our soldiers got high when we burned it off" was probably just a little joke.
 
Is it bad that I thought up plans for a chemical weapon that would incapaciate enemy troops without killing them right after I read this article?
 
Yes it is! Incapacitating weapons are for wuzzes! Real men execute every single enemy soldier, defectors and deserters to, directly! SHOW NO MERCY!!
 
You just reminded me of..

The Big Old Law Book said:
Criminal Code 93: The penalty shall be death for anyone who fights against the Republic of Korea
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**** the geneva convention! :D


Wait..... bad idea... we must remain civilized....
 
'LET'S NUKE EVERYONE!' - Kim Jong Il, currently banned from the universe.
 
I bet they're looking forward to burning that forest when it loses some water. INHAAAALE :D
 
there are marijuana forests with plants that big in the world?

/me faints and/or resolves to go on a jungian life-quest to find one such place
 
As someone else has said, it's more then likely dirt/swag.
 
Tr0n said:
As some else has said, it more then likely is dirt/swag.
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Arrr... dem plants be hiding swag!? X marks tha spot men.. bring yer shovels and a coffer.
 
Actually, there're no such thing as a "maijuana plant". It's called cannabis.
 
Adabiviak said:
Forgive my naïveté, but napalm must be against some law. That'd be the first thing I'd do - roast that place and hit two birds with one stone: get rid of the drugs and enemy cover, and get the enemy baked out of their mind at the same time.
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Napalm is nice and leagal. Firstly, the good old US of A isnt signatory to the incenduary weapon control treaty (not its actual name) and even if it were they;d still only be banned from using it in areas with a significant civillian population.

However, due to the rather bad PR naplam has recived over the years, it, like conventional flamethrowers, is no longer used by US forces. Now they have the Mk.77 firebomb, which contain "a remarkably napalm like substance" according to a USAF spokesperson.

Anyway, 10 foot cannibis plants, thats almost entirely awesome!
 
sinkoman said:
Ditchweed = no high D:

And stop msging me every time you get high. Why don't you like, go outside when you smoke :D
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What the hell? I rarely, rarely get high at my house- I messaged you last night and haven't besides that.

And copious amounts of smoke with a low THC count isn't going to be useless, you're not taking hits you're constantly inhaling the shit.
 
No more 'where is the bud?'. its now 'the bud is in the forest!!!'.
 
Taxman said:
Actually, there're no such thing as a "maijuana plant". It's called cannabis.
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if we're going to be really specific, let's stick to cannabis sativa or cannabis indica. and possibly even cannabis ruderalis.

also, schwag still gets you high. even wild cannabis can get you high... you just have to smoke a lot more of it. if you smoked just the flowering buds and stayed away from leaves you'll probably get high.
 
I thought in America wild cannabis was destroyed by the wildlife services? How do you know?
 
Cannabis, de calidad y barato
Lega-lega-lizacion
Cannabis, basta de prehibicion
Lega-lega-lizacion
 
15357 said:
I thought in America wild cannabis was destroyed by the wildlife services? How do you know?
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America is massive. There are places people have been to very rarely, and not because it's hostile climate wise or anything but just because its far in the middle of nowhere and so vast/expansive/massive.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
America is massive. There are places people have been to very rarely, and not because it's hostile climate wise or anything but just because its far in the middle of nowhere and so vast/expansive/massive.
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This is untrue. The united states is so frequently traversed, people go to nearly every spot in the united states frequently. The exceptions would be mountain ranges, some parts of the deserts, and some parts of certain forests such as the pine barrens of jersey. Still, I bet people have been nearby at least every 5 years or so, whether flying over, hiking through, or whatnot.

America is a vast country, yes... but the population is spread out over most of it.

Anyways, I know i'm not explaining it right, so i'm going to go to bed.

EDIT: Oh, most of alaska too obviously. But at any rate, what I mean... 'remote' is very relative here in the states.
 
Why has noone thought of this before?

These plants have the potential to make friends out of enemies.

And also, by keeping bin Laden stoned 24/7, he'll never be able to do anything effective ever again.
 
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