10 Greatest Weapon Ever

[DEATH eVADER]

Just watched this program demonstrating the greatest weapons of history (Human History, not Modern History), this is the official list (10 being the lowest, whilst 1 being the best)

10) Samurai Katana (Slicing and Dicing)

9) PPK Pistol (James Bond's Sex Symbol)

8) The Pike (Pointy Ended Stick)

7) The Arquebus (Medievil gun)

6) The War Boomerang (Toy of Death)

5) Thompson Sub Machingun (Good ol' Tommy Gun)

4) Barret 82 (Sniping and Camping)

3) The Long Bow (with Armor Piercing Rounds)

2) Klashnikov (AK 47)

1) The Individual Themselves (When you have no hardware)

Whats the best weapon in your opinion?

 

[Ennui]

Arrrr, a cutlass is all I need.

 

[CptStern]

you forgot this

 

[Cormeh]

A sock and a billiard ball be the ultimate weapon matey.

 

[Jimmeh]

An Onion. You could beat someone to death, and then eat the evidence.

 

[bvasgm]

The Barret 82. You could blow them in half before they even know that you're there.


Plus after you shoot them you get to yell "Boom headshot"

 

[Ennui]

shiver me timbers, most of ye sprogs be sniping whores

 

[Absinthe]

This pirate thing... It's just so you.

As for me? I'll take a sniper rifle because I'm a coward and I'd rather kill you from a distance than get up close and... dirty.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The Barret 82. You could blow them in half before they even know that you're there.


Plus after you shoot them you get to yell "Boom headshot"

Doug heard you from a mile away, he's combing the place

 

[<RJMC>]

arg my hook in my left hand is the best

parrot_phew yeah the best arrrg

 

[Qonfused]

http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/atomic explosion - 1.jpg
^ You forgot the thing that does that.

 

[Ennui]

This pirate thing... It's just so you.

Yeaargh! me be considerin' a permanent switch to pirate lingo, matey! pass the rum!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Argh, the Klashnikov is not appearing in the poll for some strange reason, can a mod rectify the situation please

 

[Ennui]

yarrrgh, can't be editin' the polls matey

 

[Shodan]

Toilet roll tube + Sticky back plastic + Blue Peter dogs and cats

More destructive power than can be measured.

 

[$kelet0r]

why isnt the dubya on that list?:flame:

 

[DEATH eVADER]

why isnt the dubya on that list?:flame:

Because it is the worst weapon ever, it was an accident in creation

 

[DreadLord]

10 Greatest weapon ever

Yes, I'm glad we all got to vote on the "10 greatest weapon ever".

 

[Sulkdodds]

What is it with illiterate thread titles recently?

I voted for Pike, but I meant the fish. Best weapon by a mile.

 

[Jimmeh]

Like that Mini advert. That ruled.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Like that Mini advert. That ruled.

The one where the mini lured the martians into cow grates?

 

[Jimmeh]

The one where the mini lured the martians into cow grates?

Noooo, don't be silly good sir. The one where there's a naked couple in a Mini, then they drive past a man on his way to work and slap him with a huge fish.

"It's a Mini adventure."

 

[Icarusintel]

What is it with illiterate thread titles recently?

i've been wondering the same thing... it really bugs me

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I heard that Mini's are as strong as Tanks. Is it true?

 

[Evo]

Tommy Gun ftw! :bounce:

I would love to walk around dressed sharply in a nice suit, then pick my double Tommy Guns out of two violin cases and shoot the place up! (I played too much Timesplitters 2 back in the day)

 

[Jimmeh]

I heard that Mini's are as strong as Tanks. Is it true?

In a word, no.

 

[Shamrock]

Me. Come on. I could tear you limb from limb with only my left pinky toe.. I can also with my left ass cheek.

 

[xLostx]

I'd prefer sniping, I'd just make sure it's from a really good spot. I like to avoid dying as much as I can.

 

[pvtbones]

what ever happened to the orginal stick and stone?

 

[DreadLord]

Danimal:

DreadLord"1337",

Ignorance? Why are Lemonking and <RJMC> ignorant?

Infact, you're the ignorant one in this case, Lemonking is originally from Germany and therefore English is his second language.

As for <RJMC>, he is from Venezuela (In South America) which is cleary stated in his Location. Get off your high horse and face the fact that not everyone can speak perfect English on this forum.

By the way, I found errors in your post too.

 

[xLostx]

I move to have DreadLord1337 banned for being a lame homo. kthx??!~~

 

[Ennui]

Yarrr, shut the hell up afore i stick me peg leg up yer poophole

 

[Gui!]

i love the samurai ways and the skill involved in sword play. Katana for me all the way

Lets have a bit of slice and dice

 

[Icarusintel]

I move to have DreadLord1337 banned for being a lame homo. kthx??!~~

I move to have xLostx banned, he's a poser, and his avatar sucks... he's no pirate, he's just a lamer

 

[xLostx]

I move to have xLostx banned, he's a poser, and his avatar sucks... he's no pirate, he's just a lamer

I OWN YOU NOOB. Case closed Matlock.

 

[SimonomiS]

No Short Recoil?

 

[Shodan]

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This single post says more than anyone has for months.

Purge the noobs!

Stop there endless spamming and shit threads!

 

[Que-Ever]

arr, a spas-12. 'tis a beautiful shotgun, to be sure, arr. or, or... a block of cheese, matey.

 

[bvasgm]

No Short Recoil?

Are you kidding? Putting Short Recoil on the poll is too unbalancing. Short Recoil could easily pwn all of us M82/SPAS-12 weilding n00bs using only his left pinky toe.

 

[Que-Ever]

Are you kidding? Putting Short Recoil on the poll is too unbalancing. Short Recoil could easily pwn all of us M82/SPAS-12 weilding n00bs using only his left pinky toe.

while tied to the undercarriage fo a land rover going 80 kph...
going over a cliff...
asleep.