100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines

[G(ordon)-man]

Very lol-worthy article by Cracked! Be sure to read!

LINK

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Haha some of those were hilarious

 

[Mech Man]

Heh those were pretty funny

 

[PvtRyan]

Haha, I love spam. Although the quality of spam is in the decline, I only get bullshit Rolex and medicine spam now.

I saved these great ones though:

Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky

Nothing Funny About Britney Spears' Baby Falling On His Head

Doctors Say Britney Spears Infested With Fleas

Homeless man enters Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton's vagina bites mailman!

Paris Hilton full of Seamen

 

[PJ]

Sure, it's promising plural dicks and that they'll be torpedo-sized. But it's not like they explode or anything.

Oh, wait...

these are great!

 

[Dog--]

I ****ing LOVE cracked.com.

 

[The Monkey]

"Hey girls how are things i once was a post man."

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

OMG that was friggin hilarious

 

[Mellish]

****ing hell, I haven't laughed so much in ages.

 

[gFrohman]

That's f**kin hilarious - "Nasty girls from Russia start their sex conquest of the world!"

 

[Deadpan]

I haven't laughed that hard all month.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Hahahaha

"Get a stiffy-in-a-jiffy with this" must've been the only fun one i got.

 

[ríomhaire]

I haven't laughed that hard for that long in quite a while.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I agree, I laughed throughout the whole list

Awesome article.

 

[xombine]

Operation HobbitPorn ftw!

 

[Slug Advisor]

"Hey girls how are things i once was a post man."

I couldn't sit straight after that one.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm at work, so I can't laugh hard...but tears were coming down my face!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I'm at work, so I can't laugh hard...but tears were coming down my face!

Same. I'm sure people heard me, maybe even thought I was weeping. Funny shit!

 

[Some_God]

Watch drunken incest orgy on mother's day

I loled. Hard.

 

[Bad^Hat]

These still don't beat "encourage her face."

Really liked pole vault hunger strike and tapeworm bike, though. Also I think I might start using Hymen Destroyer as an alternate alias.

 

[swan_song1973]

somebodys been searching for paris hilton a lot.

 

[Hobostomp]

My favourite was "I Humbly Request For Your Ass"