140 year old Lobster set free

[MRG]

LMAO!

That sure is one old sea roach...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28589278/?GT1=43001

-MRG

 

[Reginald]

A fine vintage.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Damnit, I thought this was some incredibly ancient crustacean being released from its deep prison of old.

FREEE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

 

[Krynn72]

Finally, an ancient and legendary creature worthy of battle! We shall fight to the death!

*grabs spear, puts on scuba gear and heads to Maine*

 

[Seppo]

It's pretty amazing how seafood like this can stay fresh for that long. I don't think there's any other type of food in the world that stays fresh for 140 years?

 

[CyberPitz]

It's so old, it goes to the ocean and dies to a crawfish.

 

[Kyorisu]

PETA trying to drum up some good PR.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Finally, an ancient and legendary creature worthy of battle! We shall fight to the death!

*grabs spear, puts on scuba gear and heads to Maine*

An epic adventure, up until the last word.

 

[losttheskyagain]

Aww, that's so nice of them. I know I would have been pissed if I lived 140 and fell pray to some hungry Americans.

 

[MJ12]

No you wouldn't, because if you were a lobster you would not have the ability to understand your situation.

 

[nurizeko]

Aww, that's so nice of them. I know I would have been pissed if I lived 140 and fell pray to some hungry Americans.

You aint dead yet, boy, it could still happen.



I can see it now....its horrific and funny at the same time....

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

Oh whoa
anyone else thinking of the librarian from the shawshank redemption?

 

[Raziaar]

 

[Eejit]

So PETA and the restaurant were the ones who estimated the age at 140? That's convenient since they're the ones receiving the nice PR.

/jaded

 

[Raziaar]

Can you imagine what things that lobster must have seen? World War I... The Great Depression... World War II...

I bet he's traveled the world and learned ten different languages!

So PETA and the restaurant were the ones who estimated the age at 140? That's convenient since they're the ones receiving the nice PR.

/jaded

Yeah I read that too... but it said they used a technique to estimate the age that I hope more accredited people use as well.

 

[Omnomnick]

Wow, old bastard. He'll be dead by now though...

 

[Rizzo]

What I whouldn't give to eat that...

 

[Raziaar]

What you wouldn't give?

Your penis?

Your life?

 

[Rizzo]

Maybe...

 

[losttheskyagain]

Would you give the entirety of hl2.net?

 

[Rizzo]

I think so.
But then I whould'nt really have a place to tell that i just eated a 140 year old lobster...

 

[losttheskyagain]

You could steal it back.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Surely it is better to eat the old ones and let the younger lobsters 'live out their days'
He's probably got as much fertile jelly left as the aftermath of a children's birthday party.

 

[PvtRyan]

You can estimate the age of a human male by the size of his belly.

 

[Eejit]

Go for it.