3.14 Apple Pi

Stigmata

Stigmata

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[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtkDpYlySRM[/youtube]

This is one of the most amazing songs I've ever heard.
 
Yo, yo, yo, wassup to my N-words!

Don't got bros, I don't hang in the streets
I don't beat my hos, I only beat my meat
Don't womanize, 'cause you know it's true
When you look in their eyes you'll see they're people too
Mother effin suffrage!

You know I'm a gangsta, you know I do coke
But I had to go to diet 'cause it burnt my throat
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life
Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike!
The car is my bike!

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi
I'll whip it out, clean it off, and stick it in her eye!
And by it I mean contact lens
Unless it got dirty

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi
I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry
George Bush won't, he'll just yell and rant
'Cause he's a presi-don't who Ameri-can't!
Oh my god...

That is good, the kid is, he is good! I know! I know him! I - yup, I swear to god!

I spit gangsta hymns 'cause I'm a gangsta straight
I think of twenty-inch rims when I masturbate
We're gonna be late, there's no time to waste
Because the girls that I date have a particular taste
The taste of my weiner!

Yo yo 3.14 apple pi
Why was I born white, no-one quite knows why
Gangstas sell their rocks, I got a collection
You couldn't get a rise out of a yeast infection

Yo yo I'm a lyrical heretic but I'll make you laugh
Hit you with rhetoric, then I'll cut you in half
I don't need to be a clown, I don't need to be nice
How 'bout you sit down and I'll serve you a slice

Of my 3.14 apple pi
My voice is so smoky it'll make you high

Here's a confession, It's all about me
Here's my impression of a broken jet ski
Budadadada, Zadadadudududududadudu, fill me with gas, I might be overheated

Here come the puns, here come the puns
Here come the puns, here come the puns

All you little thugs wanna mess me with me
Know that I've been doing drugs since the age of 3
I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife
Snorted that shit and I got high on Life

Yo yo a guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense
I said you won't make cents if you dont make sense

Yeah, big finale!

You know I flow and show it, you know that Bo know it
Your lawn I'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet
Yo my rims be spinning I winning, like Adam I be sinning
Potato skinnin' and knittin' and separate those linens
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby I be wise
You know I did it and shit it, you brothers couldn't hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late, I already spit it!

Apple pi!

-----

No, I don't have a life.
 
wow, that was freaking cool.

I was actually dancing to it. ****ing win.
 
haha i can only IMAGINE how many attempts it took him to do that whole thing flawlessly (especially with that complicated ending).
 
Great tune! :LOL:

Stigmata said:
Yo, yo, yo, wassup to my N-words!

Don't got bros, I don't hang in the streets
I don't beat my hos, I only beat my meat
Don't womanize, 'cause you know it's true
When you look in their eyes you'll see they're people too
Mother effin suffrage!

You know I'm a gangsta, you know I do coke
But I had to go to diet 'cause it burnt my throat
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life
Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike!
The car is my bike!

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi
I'll whip it out, clean it off, and stick it in her eye!
And by it I mean contact lens
Unless it got dirty

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi
I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry
George Bush won't, he'll just yell and rant
'Cause he's a presi-don't who Ameri-can't!
Oh my god...

That is good, the kid is, he is good! I know! I know him! I - yup, I swear to god!

I spit gangsta hymns 'cause I'm a gangsta straight
I think of twenty-inch rims when I masturbate
We're gonna be late, there's no time to waste
Because the girls that I date have a particular taste
The taste of my weiner!

Yo yo 3.14 apple pi
Why was I born white, no-one quite knows why
Gangstas sell their rocks, I got a collection
You couldn't get a rise out of a yeast infection

Yo yo I'm a lyrical heretic but I'll make you laugh
Hit you with rhetoric, then I'll cut you in half
I don't need to be a clown, I don't need to be nice
How 'bout you sit down and I'll serve you a slice

Of my 3.14 apple pi
My voice is so smoky it'll make you high

Here's a confession, It's all about me
Here's my impression of a broken jet ski
Budadadada, Zadadadudududududadudu, fill me with gas, I might be overheated

Here come the puns, here come the puns
Here come the puns, here come the puns

All you little thugs wanna mess me with me
Know that I've been doing drugs since the age of 3
I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife
Snorted that shit and I got high on Life

Yo yo a guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense
I said you won't make cents if you dont make sense

Yeah, big finale!

You know I flow and show it, you know that Bo know it
Your lawn I'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet
Yo my rims be spinning I winning, like Adam I be sinning
Potato skinnin' and knittin' and separate those linens
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby I be wise
You know I did it and shit it, you brothers couldn't hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late, I already spit it!

Apple pi!

-----

No, I don't have a life.
Click to expand...

I hope you didn't type them all out, the lyrics are already in the video details on youtube.
 
well at least the intention was good. You can congratulate yourself
 
:D!

Me and my friend are gonna cover this song at some point. Watch for the epic remake.
 
Awesome!

Kind of reminds me of something else which I can't help but notice noone's made a thread of... hmmmmm...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4Lrl9pdAA&NR[/youtube]
Ewwwwwwwwwhahahahaewwhaha.
 
I was JUST about to post that video. All of his stuff is amazing :D
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZ3mNX2FyY&mode=user&search=[/youtube]
 
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